ahh the purple plonker!! i will have 1 of those off you my friend and i’d like a couple of short 4ths. how much though. throw in a posh roller for good measure???

I think he should throw in a new set of nets bodge (nice net curtains to go with the pole that is!!)

ah me thinks it may be a gunsmith of the banbury kind.how are you matey?? or thinking on it,is it my pound coin supplier?? if it is you better start shining them up now ready for white acres.

boys it really isnt my fault you don’t know how to treat a lady. ill be happy to pass on some advice if you like. you only have to ask.

In fairness son you must be doing something right getting her to buy your corn and dyes, and even cooking you a nice meal after a wednesday match!! Marry her quick lol!!!

your all more than welcome. you may need some practice at the drinking side of things as i know what shandy drinking poofs you lot are. leave the entertainment to me my friend, bbbarrbarra can’t wait.

Hi bodge, have you and bronwyn got a wedding present list.?

good idea do you do vouchers???? well done you!!!

I’ve got some vouchers for Colman’s they make a cracking MINT SAUCE

Steady!

steve, you see what i have to put up with, a fishing forum being degraded by the oxford imbreds. wrong it is….

Bodge,do you know many of these Oxford in breds? I only know of one

Now now boys.

unfortunatly baabaa i do know a few yes. they are a diamond bunch really, great fun, i can’t speak highly enough of them. just need some fishing lessons now. ill be giving some of them a lesson tomorrow infact.

Your such a nice bloke, i bet your giving them lessons for free.

I hear the Oxford Posse are holding a coaching session for all the Welsh visitors tomorrow at Viaduct. I love these welsh lads really its like visiting a cashpoint machine that issues pound coins

For them u mean.

How good it The Fly really the Bodge? Rumour has it, the last time you were both at White Acres you both strugglrd. Make way, when WE meet the pound coins will be going to Frank Sinatra (My Way!)

the fly buzzed off yesterday. baggin mega venue, viaduct aswell. being the curtious bloke i am i did let the puple posse impose on me yesterday but that just emphasises what the mixer god said. what a nice bloke!!

as for cash point matches baa baa’s peg had a big sign sticking out of it saying FISH HERE! im sure even the fly could have caught more than 2 off it. good to see you boys bring on the pound coin collection at w.a.

Did you find enough change Bodge, to get back over the bridge?

Just make sure that you have enough change to take the 2 of you over the channel on Weds. As for Whiteacres, the purple plonker says that he will show you Welsh boys how to become a coin collector.

what can i say after last weds sulking could you imagine if id done it to him again!!! i just couldn’t live with myself… at least he had an envelope this time. boys SHINE EM UP its a welsh revolution

They could use that cillit bang stuff to enusure they’re sparkling to come back over the bridge bodge!

problem is cunning stunt your house is liable to flooding they would be much better staying with the purple one

Squirrell, I don’t mind the suggestion but the plonker is worried about super Mario running up and down the staircase as he’s only just put new staircarpet down. So am I as the plonker doesn’t do DIY and it’s taken me 5 years to get my new carpet.

mario has been mouse hunting. askhim if hismrs has moved backin yet…

laugh be f@*cked!!!

illtry and get a visit organised then. sounds like fun….

boys and girls im feeling some bad vibes coming my way….
i know you don’t get much chance to dis me and my angling skills so get it out of your system now while you can, you don’t get much chance i know.

Can’t you just feel the love !!!!

You know I love all you boys. (as long as you behave yourselves otherwise you know what will happen!)

Bodge, don’t know what Super Mario’s been up to. I’ve watched the Oxford posse fish,I’ve watched you Welsh boys fish, not a lot in it. Bet you all can’t wait for my return.Shine the coins!!!!!

baa baa i beg to differ.. ‘not alot in it’ are you having a laugh. ask sheepdip what happened on sun.. ask the plonker what happened on wed..

oops am i diggin myself a hole?? looks to be pretty deep. ah well!!!

Easy soloution to this bodge Wales V England (oxford!)

Book me in !!!

Bring it on boys cannot see a problem myself any venue you wish to goto,come on England

I hope we are going to have a nice clean fight boys.

squirrell, I have heard a rumour you have piled on a few pounds after eating to many acorns, is this true ?

arent squirrells classed as vermin????

I think so yes.

But the stuffed version is soft and cuddley !!!!!

i like them grilled with saffron mash….

It appeared so the last time we met – another one who has put on a few pounds !!!!!!!!!
????perhaps too many cakes Bodge ????

cakes… how dare you!!!
ill have you know it has taken me a long time, great expense and ALOT of hangovers to get into the great shape im in now..

nothing wrong with a bit of good living…

STOP THE PRESS…..

MARIO EMPTIES IT ON PELLET WAG.
now your all in alot of trouble, dont give him an inch…….

for those of you who are watching this is not ‘a wind up’ (sorry mario!) hes just destroyed a match with a v.large double ton.

He must be Welsh,would’nt be from oxford with that much.

Good to see that you welsh boys are learning from the Oxford posse.

Nice one Mario! Where was he bodge?

The purple plonker says ‘well done Mario, Good to see that you are learning from us Oxford boys. – Bodge looks as though you are in need of a bit of practise, slipping behind now aren’t you’

never a truer word spoken fordy my old son.

wales v england ok your on. where? when? how many a side? you’ll be sorry….

well done to the plonker, its becoming a bit of a purple revolution…

oh and if we lose at fishing you’ve got to take us on at drinking. and no shandy doesn’t count. poofs!!!!!!

Gilwern wood Bodge?!! LOL!!

i was thinking more along the lines of machine pond…

Machine pond….Awesome! I did hear a while back it was stuffed with Tench now. Thats if there’s any water in it!
There’s always the punchbowl now you got a barrrow

sheep dip i would not insult muppets

i thought squirrells eat acorns not kissed sheepdips ****…

(Moderated).

Any news on if any pound coins changed hands today!!?

The purple one managed a second at viaduct but there weren’t any welsh boys there to give him a nugget. Apparently they were having to exercise their arms to get up enough strength to keep up with the oxford boys !!!

Well done the purple one, the welsh lads are running scared at the moment, need I say anymore

The Welsh never run boys!!

…….Mario aint fit enough for a start!!

bodge 19th if this month viaduct and i will take another pound off you and Mario start polishing boyos

squirrel try feeding those acorns rather than eating them !!!

you can all look out now as im online. no more bullying my lone buddy.

Did’nt think they had electric out your way yet.

Mario!! Let um ave it buddy!!

Mario, Mario. P.P. say’s it’s okay for you to join in but going on yesterday’s performance, you’re not too good at this fishing game – VERY good at the eating game. Perhaps that’s where you welsh boys are going wrong, too much feed before going to your peg !
Oxford came out ahead yesterday – AGAIN

Do we have another competition going ?? Looks like Squirrell and Mario are in an ‘ eating competition’. Will Wales be more successful in this than in fishing????????

nobody will beat us in a eating race, or drinking for that matter. lil’s face was a picture when she saw me and mario sampling the breakfast trolly.