oxford lose against mighty welsh.

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- 23/08/2007 at 12:19 pm #29576
  bodge
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  viaduct fishery played host to a epic battle on wed with the favourites winning by a country mile.
  the welsh pairing used their honed pellet wag and margin skills to good use to take apart the oxford also rans…
  
  wales 1 —- oxford 0.
  
  i wonder if they still fancy the team challenge??? me thinks not.
- 23/08/2007 at 12:42 pm #63332
  bodge
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  the cillit bang is in the post boys….
- 23/08/2007 at 2:05 pm #63333
  Lilac Lil
  Oh dear! The plonker says you welsh boys can’t count it was one envelope each – that makes it
  
  Oxford 1 – wales 1
  
  Rumors have it that Bodge caught a few squirrells as well, but they don’t count at the weigh in.
  As for Mario we all know why he married his wife. After all you don’t marry a barmaid as she say’s ‘time gentlemen please’, you don’t marry a policewoman cos she says ‘don’t do that’. You marry a school teacher cos she says ‘you’ve done it wrong, do it again’. ( from the plonker)
- 23/08/2007 at 2:09 pm #63334
  TF_ebbwmilo
  Cymru am byth!!
  
  Nice one Mario!
- 23/08/2007 at 5:30 pm #63335
  bodge
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  any jobs going????
- 23/08/2007 at 9:35 pm #63336
  FORDY 1
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  You got a job,oxford bashing’s fulltime for you lot aint it!
- 24/08/2007 at 10:34 am #63337
  TF_ebbwmilo
  What skills/qualifications could you bring if you were offered a position in this establishment Mr Bodge?!
- 24/08/2007 at 2:42 pm #63338
  bodge
  Participant
  fordy its a terrible job but one i do take pleasure in..
  just gets a bit mundane, week in week out…
- 24/08/2007 at 3:18 pm #63339
  Lilac Lil
  Bodge, I think you have been sitting out in the sun too much, It’s getting to your brain.Looking at the result sheets, it been a bit of a Welsh battering from the Oxford posse. Think that perhaps you might need a new job, but not one that involves counting. One that invloves polishing you should be good at !
- 24/08/2007 at 3:50 pm #63340
  TF_ebbwmilo
  I thought the pound coins came over the bridge already polished or cillit banged?
- 24/08/2007 at 4:00 pm #63341
  Lilac Lil
  ebbwmilo – THEY DO all the way into England !!!!!!
- 28/08/2007 at 9:30 am #63342
  The-Fly
  Lil dont take any sh*t from the troggs we all know the truth !!
  
  (sniff, sniff, can anyone smell mint sauce)
- 28/08/2007 at 4:37 pm #63343
  Lilac Lil
  We will have to see what tomorrow brings at Viaduct. The welsh are coming out of hiding to challenge Oxford. Mario has got a bit of confidence in himself now that he was a club basher on sunday. Can he do it againt the Purple Plonker?
- 28/08/2007 at 5:53 pm #63344
  bodge
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  mr stunt….
  i do believe there was a chap on peg 102 sunday who amassed a very respectable 120lb. what did you weigh mate when you had it????
  
  oh yes silly me you didnt weigh as you only caught 2 fish.
  
  what were you using, hair rigged keepnet?? they only work for chub.
- 29/08/2007 at 1:28 pm #63345
  Anonymous
  How dare you, what are you trying to say here, as you know I emptied the peg in the 1st 5mins and decided to walk around the venue to give you welsh lads some tips and advice on fishing, I see my information has not paid off as the mighty purple one has a pocket full of welsh cillit banged pounds coins……
- 29/08/2007 at 1:34 pm #63346
  TF_ebbwmilo
  I await with baited breath to hear where the cillit banged pund coins went to today!
- 29/08/2007 at 6:40 pm #63347
  FORDY 1
  Participant
  Ithink the bridge nearly collapsed with the weight.
- 29/08/2007 at 6:41 pm #63348
  FORDY 1
  Participant
  Ithink the bridge nearly collapsed with the weight of all those coin’s
- 29/08/2007 at 6:41 pm #63349
  FORDY 1
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  uh!
- 30/08/2007 at 7:55 am #63350
  Lilac Lil
  So the scores on the doors after wednesday’s match ??? Oxford came back with more welsh cillet banged coins !!!
  Super Mario has been relegated to ‘Mario’ as he sat on the peg 78 which won it on monday with 139lb and could only manage 40 lb from it. Gnomes fishing comes to mind !!!!
  Mario’s mice have moved over and chewed a hole in bodges landing net. How a small hole like that can let a 6lb fish through I don’t know “fishermans tales” !!!!!!!!!
- 30/08/2007 at 11:53 am #63351
  bodge
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  ive just spoken to lee’s wife and he was found last night hanging from the tree outside their house…
  
  as for the pound coins what the lovely lil failed to mention is that the purple one and me tied on fish count. lets look at the facts…
  peg 97 on carys what a flier with monster sized fish.
  peg 66 non lodge, crap with poor average sized fish. personally i take a moral victory here as it was an awesome performance even if i do say so…
  
  at the draw… “ploker what do u want today?”
  
  “98 would do!” was the reply.
  lil promtly went to the DRAW BAG and got him 97. ugh!! need i say more!
- 30/08/2007 at 11:57 am #63352
  bodge
  Participant
  for those of you who are watching and thinking jammy git. this is not a break from the norm this is norm…
- 30/08/2007 at 12:31 pm #63353
  TF_ebbwmilo
  Poor mario, was he hanging from he dual core and it was purely a bungee attempt that went wrong?!
- 30/08/2007 at 2:45 pm #63354
  Lilac Lil
  From the Purple Plonker – Bodge, I’ve always said that it’s far better to be lucky than good. Yesterday you said I was lucky, and that you were good but my words were proved right. Who picked up the dosh and polished pound coins???????
  
  As for saying 17 fish each and comparing size – you know what us women say, never mind the qualtity, feel the width !!!!
  
  As for Mario we’ve heard he used PURPLE
- 30/08/2007 at 2:46 pm #63355
  Lilac Lil
  Cont. Hydro
- 30/08/2007 at 4:53 pm #63356
  bodge
  Participant
  its a PURPLE revolution!!!
- 03/09/2007 at 12:07 pm #63357
  bodge
  Participant
  oops its happened again…
  
  oxford 1 — wales 2
  
  you must be use to it by now…
- 06/09/2007 at 1:01 pm #63358
  Lilac Lil
  The Mighty Welsh ???? Yesterday they thought they would try another tactic to try to beat the Oxford Posse. Only the Purple Plonker was available to fish for the Oxford, so the Welsh brought a choir to try their luck. Wasn’t any good was it boyos? P.P. came second and the choir could only muster one envelope between them. Spent their time singing at the sheep in the distance. Sorry boys they are english sheep they don’t understand welsh !!!!! There’s nice isn’t it.
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