The dietary requirements of an average Match-Angler.

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- 09/09/2008 at 2:24 pm #32221
  TF_Guest
  Yes…I am referring to you lot of unfit, poorly dressed, ill-informed, lard-laden muppets who call yourselves “sportsmen”…
  
  I’ve been frequenting this site for some months now, and cannot help but notice that the main question when booking onto a match is generally “where can I get my brekkie?”.
  
  Do you not care about the sport of actually catching fish? All you seem to be worried about is the necessity to fill your collective fat-guts with “greasy-spoon”.
  
  So; My learned colleagues and myself have formed a “collective” to keep you idle, overstodged sorts bang up to date on what you should be eating and how much exercise you should really be taking. From now on, any mention of “brekkies, fry-ups and McDonalds” will be met with both derision and disgust. We will also endeavour to teach you the finer arts of keeping the “body-beautiful”. How else can we proudly represent our country at World level and look good doing it?
- 09/09/2008 at 2:26 pm #76765
  Scone
  Another forum-doo-daaa eh…?
  
  Be good for a giggle I s’pose…
- 09/09/2008 at 2:32 pm #76766
  MadScientist
  Mike – LOL!
  
  Anytime you want to chase me the 13 mile round trip to work and back every day on my bike, you are more than welcome my son . I’ll even provide the defibrilator for you..~clap ~clap ~clap
- 09/09/2008 at 2:38 pm #76767
  TF_folk in hail
  what’s wrong with fry-ups?
- 09/09/2008 at 2:38 pm #76768
  mat
  Sounds like another ‘Deluded Decorum’ to me.
- 09/09/2008 at 2:39 pm #76769
  TF_Guest
  ’tis no laughing matter my friends!
  
  How, as a sport, we expect sporting recognition from either the BBC or Olympic Committees when we are represented by anglers suchas stout Scotthorne, rotund Raison, adipose Ashby or even our very own corpulant Carpcruncher, portly Pikey or Obese O’Driscoll?
  
  How very ironic!
- 09/09/2008 at 2:41 pm #76770
  mat
  @mike o’lesterol wrote:
  
  How very ironic!
  
  How very ‘second user account’ more like.
- 09/09/2008 at 2:43 pm #76771
  TF_feeder
  strange lester is in the mans name.hummm.lol
- 09/09/2008 at 2:54 pm #76772
  TF_Guest
  Pray what has “lester” got to do with anything.
  
  I was quite correctly pointing out the very nature of the vast majority of our sportsmen and indeed, women. All very rounded in life I’m sure, but also very rounded at the waist!
  
  As a nation of anglers, we should be proud of the fact that we have the best in the world at our disposal. Shame it won’t be for long though as they will have all conked-out with dodgy tickers if they carry on like the majority.
  
  Fry-ups, as everything else in life, are ok in moderation. By that we mean once every couple of weeks, not every morning before setting out for work then chuck in another couple at the weekends for good measure!
  
  Throw away your Penrose Barrows and join in the great fitness crusade that deserves to sweep our sport clean of all fat munters. You know it makes sense.
- 09/09/2008 at 3:08 pm #76773
  THE TIDALWAVE
  MIKE O ‘LESTEROL,
  lets talk about fitness the Tidalwave way.
  i ran 7 miles this morning,and then thought to myself,theres nothing in my girlfriends purse worth nicking,so she can have it back now.
  
  i also served the army for 3 years,the barracks were just around the block from the Mcdonalds i worked in.
  
  i have been trained in indoor waterskiing,which involves holding onto a pub bar rail with one hand,and peeing up against the bar with the other hand holding your todger.
  
  i have also done base jumping off of the bedroom wardrobe.it might not sound dangerous,but when you are travelling downwards at 6 ft a second,you only have to miss the bed by an inch and the sound of you crashing on the floor wakes the other half up and your life is not worth living
- 09/09/2008 at 3:10 pm #76774
  TF_steve r
  K off [sic]!
  
  Just read the title again and realised it doesn’t apply to me as I’m a below-average match angler!
  
  If the likes of Scotthorne and Raison are average match anglers then I fear for the rest of us!
  
  Finally, what’s the difference between us eating crap and you talking it?
- 09/09/2008 at 3:17 pm #76775
  worm drowner
  another moron. breakfast is thee most important meal of the day. most matches start early and if like me – your married – starting to fry up at 5am is asking for nag pie…….plus eating that early makes me feel ill.
  maybe i’ll start a thread asking everyone who there favorite fast food chain is then you can preach your carp over there…..
  
  rant over
- 09/09/2008 at 3:36 pm #76776
  TF_Wightman
  Mike ,
  What I decide to die of is my business ,
  Fag in one hand , bacon cob in tother = Ecstasy , and leave Red Army out of it he epitimises the perfect angling physique.
  so nob off you annorexic tw@t.
- 09/09/2008 at 3:44 pm #76777
  TF_redarmy
  a bacon cobb and a pint for you at stafford moor john lol
- 09/09/2008 at 3:51 pm #76778
  tomscholey
  Lol, love threads like this! a mate of mine always says ‘they don’t build bay windows on shithouses!’
  
  I quite like fat people, especially fat women. More to grab hold of!
- 09/09/2008 at 8:12 pm #76779
  TF_Billy no Fish
  Participant
  I like trying to figure out who it is!
- 09/09/2008 at 8:17 pm #76781
  TF_Swimfeeder
  I couldn’t agree more Mike, most match anglers would look more at home in a Norfolk piggery, eating from a trough and wallowing in their own excrement.
- 09/09/2008 at 8:24 pm #76782
  TF_redarmy
  bob stop describing the draw for the river yare matches lol
- 09/09/2008 at 8:26 pm #76783
  TF_Swimfeeder
  True too true!
- 09/09/2008 at 8:32 pm #76784
  TF_Billy no Fish
  Participant
  Swimmy is a fine figure of a Norfolk female…..
- 09/09/2008 at 8:52 pm #76785
  TF_Blobby
  Participant
  I wasn’t going to bother with this thread but hey ho in for a penny.
  
  Personally I very rarely have a fry up apart from the odd occassion when I’m allowed out to go fishing. The majority of the time I eat reasonably heathy trying to have my 5 portions of fruit & veg each day and eating whole grains and plenty of fibre.
  
  I cycle to work plus I try to get extra miles in as well. I completed the Manchester 100 mile Bike Ride on Sunday. In the winter I go swimming as well, to train for a 5,000 metre swimathon I participate in most years. Four Fridays out of five I play football.
  
  So I think I’m allowed the odd fry up.
  
  What’s the point of living a long life if it’s a life of abstenance and worry. If you want to eat drink and be merry then carry on and enjoy.
  
  If you want to be a miserable boring old f**t so be it but stay away from me and mine.
- 09/09/2008 at 9:28 pm #76787
  TF_CHRIS.V.
  Participant
  mike o’lesterol wrote:
  
  Yes…I am referring to you lot of unfit, poorly dressed, ill-informed, lard-laden muppets who call yourselves “sportsmen”…
  
  I’ve been frequenting this site for some months now, and cannot help but notice that the main question when booking onto a match is generally “where can I get my brekkie?”.
  
  Do you not care about the sport of actually catching fish? All you seem to be worried about is the necessity to fill your collective fat-guts with “greasy-spoon”.
  
  So]
  
  Come to the gym Mike and i will show you what a lard laden muppet i am.
  FANCY A CHALLENGE???
- 10/09/2008 at 9:20 am #76791
  Blaggers.
  Participant
  I love it, especially the bit about bay windows on shithouses!
  
  I don’t know who’s funnier though Mike O’lesterol or those he’s wound up!
  
  I can’t see my bay window going anywhere soon!
- 10/09/2008 at 9:39 am #76792
  Anonymous
  Nowt wrong wee bein’ a bit fat is there?
  
  My missus loves the fact that she can grab onto the old handles and have a good old wild-ride.
  
  Besides that, being able to walk more than a few yards to your peg nowadays is not really needed is it?
  
  Fat and proud. Just like John O’Driscoll and Will Raison. (Except Will can’t fish worm like tubby John)
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