What happened???

I’ve been sitting under my desk all morning with my fingers in my ears 🙂

Also, a Friend of mine showed me this letter from yesterdays Times…..

“Sir. Apparantly scientists are confident that the particle collider will not bring about the end of the world in a new big bang tomorrow. That may well have been exactly what scientists were saying just before they switched the last one on 14 billion years ago.”

Yet, They are only whacking the beam of particles round in one direction today.

Can’t wait until they create the Singularity. I’ll finally know what it’s like to disappear up my own arse instead of attempting to find out every time I go fishing.

LOL