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      tunnel topper

        just to brighten up cold dark nights some daft quotes, comments or sayings.

        to get the ball rolling:-
        “my maine worry is, will i finish my morning nap before it is time for my afternoon sleep?” – garfield the cat.

        is rogan josh a red indian?

        i’m sure you can do better. lol

      • #88943

        WATBLADE

          Comment from a bridegroom

          FOR SALE BY OWNER.
          Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent
          condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last
          month. Wife knows everything.

          TEACHER?
          ‘How do you know that the cat was dead?’ she asked her pupil.
          ‘Because I pi@@ed in its ear and it didn’t move,’ answered the child
          innocently.
          ‘You did WHAT?’ the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
          ‘You know,’ explained the boy, ‘I leaned over and went ‘Pssst’ and it
          didn’t move’

          ~clap

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