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    • #37242

      TF_MICK THE BOOKIE

        ~think ~think As the biggest race meeting of the year draws nearer,i have my spies and friends in the inner circles searching for the best imformation at home and in Ireland.This inside help will of course be passed onto all of you who want it in the coming weeks.
        However…at the moment more interest appears to be in “Who the f*** hit Archie over the head with that plastic Queen Vic bust” at Xmas time?.Well you know me lads,whenever theres a shilling to be earnt,i want to be involved,so i have made a few discreet inquiries and think i know the culprit.
        Paddy Powers(best bookmakers by far in this country)have opened a book on the killer of poor old Archie,and so,if you want to dabble and get a bit of easy money?……Fill your boots.
        The usual suspects being….Peggy,Phil,Grant,Ian,Janine,Ronnie,Bradley,Ryan….Have all been backed..Even old Dot`s name is in the frame.And while i was in the shop last night someone even backed Wellard(the dead dog).But the favourite is that rotten git Sean Slater,you know the one?…Staceys evil brother,who thought he made Roxy preggers,but found out Jack had slipped her a portion after rowing with her sister….Great aint it? As you can tell i hardly ever watch it,but the bird in my life atm does.
        Anyway……The whisper is……That evil little bespeckled kid,who wants to be a ballerina,but cant find his shoes in the closet….BEN…….YES BEN….Did it……So get on……LATERS LADS AND TAKE. CARE.~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh

      • #95083

        bodge
        Participant

          mick you are priceless. lol.

        • #95137

          TF_MICK THE BOOKIE

            Bodge….No mate im not priceless….IM BLOODY SKINT..lol.

            I have just heard that now they think it could be Jean….You know her?…The nutty mother of Stacey with that Biobarrrrrr disease(something like that anyway)….God this is really getting interesting….Laters all……8PM LIVE ON BBC.

          • #95138

            TF_Daiwa pro

              Mick i have heard that its Grant, i dont think anyone knows????

            • #95141

              TF_herbie

                jesus bookie you get sadder by the day son. BRIAN get round there and sedate him before they cart the old fool away~clap mick hows dingdong

              • #95143

                TF_MARKHLDAS

                  ~sick My family deep sea diver was on Sam but i doubt it now. My nippers both have Phil, my missus has (had in her dreams)Jack.

                  The way Den Watts re-appears it could be him !

                • #95146

                  TF_proper tidal boy

                    not a bbc fan but the culprit is 11 to 4 at the mo, as for going round bookies herbie your aving a laugh he dont even give the paper boy a tip at chrimbo TIGHTWAD

                  • #95148

                    TF_herbie

                      BOOKIE is this correct~naughty ~naughty ~naughty poor paper boy having to walk down your long drive to your mansion every morning without reward~naughty ~naughty ~naughty find out who the kid is brian i will send the poor sod a fiver

                    • #95150

                      TF_skimmer_roo

                        it will be phils son little ben!

                      • #95152

                        TF_bremes
                        Participant

                          You only have to work out who is leaving/taking a long break from the programme,there is your answer,simples~sh………………Babs Windsor,obviously an appeal later,which will allow her back on the show when she is ready for a return….and i dont even watch the damn thing,but i do read the papers~clap.

                        • #95153

                          TF_maker

                            Got to be peggy?

                          • #95189

                            TF_Dishyfish

                              Dont watch it but I’ll take a punt at Willy!!!

                              But I’ll have £20 on Stacey LOL

                            • #95190

                              TF_MICK THE BOOKIE

                                NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..That cant be right….”I did it” said Stacey……She cant have….Ben did it….I have backed him……lol.

                              • #95213

                                TF_Katarino

                                  Given some of the results at the moment Mick I’d have thought you’d just take a watching brief.

                                  Coe might be worth a small bet at Haydock today though, he likes it round there 😉

                                • #95218

                                  TF_MICK THE BOOKIE

                                    Roy….Hope your well mate,and your backing a few winners.I am having a bit of a purple patch atm,after the “seconditis” syndrome for 3 weeks.
                                    If Haydock does go ahead i fancy Coe to be in the frame,but wont be backing it.The horse always appears to be going well but does not go through with it to often.He ran a fair race in the Welsh national,but again weakened.

                                  • #95221

                                    TF_MICK THE BOOKIE

                                      Roy…..Have just looked at that race at Haydock again,and i think L`aventure must have a good chance.Now with Nick Williams(previously P.Nicholls),it appears to be running better than ever,and at around 16/1 looks good value to be at least in the frame.

                                    • #95248

                                      tunnel topper

                                        at the moment i could stop a run a way train with a sheet of tissue paper lol.

                                        back to the eastbenders saga.
                                        an idea for the best story line for the show ever!
                                        m.t.b. could you arrange for one of your private jets to crash land on the queen vic wiping out the entire cast and set.
                                        well it would be better than half the country taking vallium after watching the show.

                                        no eastbenders….are…..bliss……

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