Good morning campers.I have just had a word with “big” John(another reason why Waynes bird liked him so much,and wife Toni took him back)and he has told me that his house is on the market.Apparently its a snip for 5 million,and he thinks that just like his shirts up for auction it will fetch this price and maybe more very easily.
Of course i told him i would miss our chats over the fence,and asked him why he was leaving our very special enclosed area.He told me they had found a lovely house in Guildford,and that it was more secluded,which meant the constant media and police prescence would be curtailed.Also he wanted to get away from the area because now that his mate and pulling partner Ashley Cole had been kicked out of the matrimonial home,he didnt want him staying with him and Toni.He felt that this might cause a rift in his stable marriage as he knows what his mate is like.I told him i understood his fears,and shared his concern,as i had also heard on the grapevine about Ashleys ac/dc approach on relationships.
I also asked him if his Mum and Mother-in-law would be moving with him(John bought them a house each which were next door to him),but he thought they might stay where they were,as it was near their favourite store Tescos,and it would save them all money.
I said my farewells after a quick coversation about Saturdays game with City,and the unsportsmanly way Wayne had snubbed him before the match,and held my hand out across the fence to wish him good luck.He looked at me straight in the eye,then down to my outstretched hand and calmly said….”Listen pal,the main reason i am leaving this house is cause your here,and if you think i am shaking hands with an Arsenal ****,then youve got another thought coming”.
Well i was gobsmacked….How bloody dare he?…lol.

KEEP TAKING THE TABLETS….MTB. ~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh