Dear all
I write to you with a problem.
Yesterday I entered into a conversation with two blokes at work – and have found myself with a difficult situation to deal with.
It seems I am in the minority among male work colleagues (not in telly – this is in my ”other” job at uni).
Apparently I’m odd…because I don’t MOISTURISE.
Before anyone from north of Watford starts to have a pop as ‘Southern Shandy Poooofs’, I should point out one of the blokes is a northern monkey. From somewhere called ‘Yorkshire’ I think.
I listened to them comparing notes about which moisturiser was best (apparently it’s Clarins) – and when I pointed out they sounded like a couple of women, they took offence.
They pointed out the error of my ways – and promised to bring me samples of moisturiser to try out.
One of them got his moisturiser from a rep who was handing out goodie bags (!!!) to some professional footballers.
Apparently you need to do it last thing at night, then first thing in the morning.
I felt slightly queasy at this point and left. Is it any wonder our once proud nation is in the state it’s in?
Next you lot will all tell me:”Yep, I moisturise too.”
Then I’ll know I’m in deeeeeeep trouble.
TF_fourcanals.
