the first man married a woman from China. He told her to do the dishes clean the house It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes put away Second man married an italian woman, he gave her the orders to do the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.the first day he didnt see any results the next day it was better, by the third day the house was clean the dishes done and a huge dinner on the table.The third man marries a girl from england. He ordered her to clean the house wash the dishes do the laundry and prepair a hot meal.The first day he didnt see anything the second day he didnt see anything and by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough so that he couldfix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher!!!