three mice in a bar discussing how strong they are – 1st mouse said ‘i rip the cheese from the trap then bench press it thirty times before i throw it across the room’ 2nd mouse ‘ thats nothing you poof i get the rat poison crush it into powder and snort it up my nose’ 3rd mouse stands up finishes his pint starts to walk out thy both say ‘where are you going’ to which he replies ‘ home to shag the cat’