loved the article by Stan Piecha in this months matchfishing.
here are a few of my views that could be implemented:-

making phone calls whilst fishing will result in the phone being used as groundbait.

any match held on carp lakes shall be held over 72 hours. the winner will be the one who has the fewest number of bites.

anyone who catches a double figured carp must swap his visor for a floppy hat and his box for a comfy folding chair.

should a radio (sound system) be eared from the next peg,a house brick attached 2 lengths of no.16 elastic looped over the offenders head, be fired right at his earhole.

any pole sold over £1000 shall come with a consultation with a psychiatrist. after all you can buy a car for less.

anyone turn up with an artificial fly in their hat will have their weight halved for looking a plonker.

the use of over sized landing nets will be frowned upon and the user scooped up in it and dumped into the water. unless the net is used to keep the beer cool.

on sundays, the first 5 minutes of a match will be for saying prayers no fishing, well some of us need as much help as wee can get.

i am sure the rest of you nice people con come up with your ideas of rules that will put a smile on others faces.