A God indeed.

Here he is again:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1341735/Why-Prezzas-ship-shape–First-risque-jokes-upset-fellow-cruise-passengers-Now-norovirus.html

This time featuring slapper Tracey, at the taxpayers expense.

I guess the Telegraph had grown weary of trying to break up the coalition government by secretly recording Vince Cable & co.

As for the Mail, we all know that absolutely everything they report never really happened but it finds something for their journos to practise on.

The Guardian are planning a New Year party for successfuly ignoring it but will be filling their column inches with stories about Andy Coulson slaughtering the first-born of minimum wage-earners and an in-depth study proving that Sarah Palin is solely responsible for global-warming.