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    • #36730

      TF_Snooty Fox

        5. F***k me that planes a bit low – New York Residents 2001

        4. You want F*****g what on the ceiling ? – Michaelangelo 1566

        3. F*****g slow down – Princess Diana 1997

        2. For the last time, I havent f*****g seen them – Ian Huntley 2002

        1. We’ll win the f*****g premier league this year – Liverpool fans 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010

      • #92302

        TF_Leaky Lloyd

          very good!

        • #92309

          TF_herbie

            more class ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap also

            we,ll win one soon


            man city supporter

          • #92317

            TF_terrydorset

              that aint a real f*****g gun….john lennon

              who put that f******g tree there …Marc Bolan

            • #92323

              TF_yamma

                if i had f*****g done that earlier….. All of us

              • #92324

                TF_craigm

                  Who shouted f*****g iceberg- Captain of Titanic
                  What was that big f*****g bang?- Hiroshima residents

                  (removed one for being sexually explicit ,bad taste & unfunny is ok but sexuallly explicit is a no no as is liable comments ,no matter how funny ,please keep them clean & lawful~chavender)

                • #92341

                  TF_simon pavey

                    Who left that f*****g window open………..

                    eric clapton.

                  • #92342

                    TF_Smed

                      Its F**king Solid…Matt Hall 2009 Fishomania Final~clap

                    • #92345

                      TF_kev34

                        This f…..g shits killing me…….

                        Elvis Presley

                      • #92348

                        TF_kev34

                          Its f…..G hot in here ….

                          Nikki Lauda Nurburgring

                        • #92349

                          TF_kev34

                            @simon pavey wrote:

                            Who left that f*****g window open………..

                            eric clapton.

                            OMG thats horrendous ~sick ~sick ~sick ~sick

                          • #92351

                            TF_simon pavey

                              I said get out there and score at the Bridge,
                              not the f*****g Bridges.

                              Mrs Terry.

                            • #92354

                              TF_yamma

                                wheres my f*****g matchfishing mag…… subscribers.

                              • #92359

                                TF_kev34

                                  Fancy f…..g meeting you in theses toilets Snooty.

                                  George Michael Hampstead Heath New years eve 2010

                                • #92365

                                  woodhouse

                                    If you keep talking crap and insulting the good anglers they’ll all f*** off to MFS

                                  • #92367

                                    bodge
                                    Participant

                                      f##k, Mick bull has started catching down the edge…. me! 2008 fisho!

                                    • #92372

                                      TF_cheffieVRS
                                      Participant

                                        PMSL bodge!!!!!!!

                                      • #92376

                                        TF_skimmer_roo

                                          f##k said john terry when wayne bridge caught him!

                                        • #92381

                                          TF_Dodge

                                            Thank F***k Malcom Glazer owns Man Utd.

                                          • #92403

                                            TF_proper tidal boy

                                              who put that f******g tree there …Marc Bolan[/quote]
                                              years ago we felled that tree and moved all the articles left to another tree some 10 yards along the road due to becoming unsafe IF ONLY WE HAD KEPT ALL THE DEBRIS FROM THE TREE WE WOULD BE RICH NOW EBAY~think ~think

                                            • #92410

                                              TF_lloydy1970

                                                @simon pavey wrote:

                                                I said get out there and score at the Bridge,
                                                not the f*****g Bridges.

                                                Mrs Terry.

                                                class~clap the elvis one quality too. pmsl

                                              • #92413

                                                Anonymous

                                                  “what the fxck was that”.. ?
                                                  the mayor of hiroshima august 6th 1945

                                                • #92418

                                                  TF_Leaky Lloyd

                                                    Chubby brown,,

                                                    “who the f**k is alice?

                                                  • #92419

                                                    TF_Leaky Lloyd

                                                      try mixing viagra with pro-zac?

                                                      if you dont get a f**k, you dont give a f**k!!!

                                                    • #92493

                                                      TF_MICK THE BOOKIE

                                                        “Thats a waste of four f****** hours”…Mick the Bookie on the platform at Clapham Junction after reading the British rail sign…***Dont stand too close to the edge,you might get sucked off***~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh

                                                      • #92508

                                                        TF_Chavender
                                                        Participant

                                                          @MICK THE BOOKIE wrote:

                                                          “Thats a waste of four f****** hours”…Mick the Bookie on the platform at Clapham Junction after reading the British rail sign…***Dont stand too close to the edge,you might get sucked off***~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh

                                                          damme those f*****g ,double entendre’s i was this close >< too pressing the ban button then.

                                                        • #92510

                                                          TF_simon pavey

                                                            F*** off, F*** off!

                                                            MTB’s actual words when he realised his 3oz ruff didn’t get 2nd in section at canbury gardens ……..

                                                            sorry mate but my 2 tiddlers beat you……~naughty

                                                          • #92537

                                                            TF_MICK THE BOOKIE

                                                              Steven(Chavmod)….hehe i knew that would get your f****** tail up…So near yet so far away…lol.

                                                              Simon….How are your mucker?….In fact i said it four f****** times….lol.

                                                            • #92542

                                                              TF_C.A.T.C.H.
                                                              Participant

                                                                ” Can you smell F*****G Gasoline” – Crew of Space Shuttle Columbia.
                                                                “Did you hear a F*****G Whizz like a bullet” JFK missus in the limo.

                                                              • #92554

                                                                TF_kev34

                                                                  Wheres my F…..G flask gone????

                                                                  Michael barrymore`s swimming pool

                                                                • #92756

                                                                  TF_bliss
                                                                  Participant

                                                                    My best mates wife asked me for a double entendre – so I gave her one… ~sick

                                                                  • #92770

                                                                    TF_Tim_D

                                                                      Another f*****g £20 down the pan – me every Sunday

                                                                    • #92941

                                                                      TF_Waggler

                                                                        “Watch him he’ll have some f****s eye out” King Harold 1066

                                                                        “I don’t suppose it’s gonna f*****g rain.” – Joan of ARC 1434

                                                                        “Look at all those f*****g Indians” General Custer 1877

                                                                        “It was only a f*****g blow job!” Bill Clinton 1997

                                                                      • #92946

                                                                        TF_samstone

                                                                          you aint f**king england captain no more

                                                                          capello today to j t

                                                                        • #92956

                                                                          TF_Money4nothing

                                                                            Based on the first page,

                                                                            I’ve got not f*****g sense of humour, don’t get why someone would try to get a laugh from the murder of two little girls ?
                                                                            I’ll read it again, I must be missing something ~think

                                                                          • #92969

                                                                            MrFoxman

                                                                              “He’s got a head like a f*****g orange”-Gervais

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