Cats!!(ot)

[TF_bremesParticipant]

Anyone know how you stop cats crapping all over your garden~think,personally i hate the things,even more so now ~naughty.Its always seems to be at night,ive never seen one yet,anything i can put down besides milk & paracetamol lol,might have to invest in a free roaming rottweiller ~think.

[maggot_drowner]

Only thing i can suggest is a water pistol, great fun for u but takes a bit of time to “train” them not to venture onto your garden.
I’m sure u can plant something in the garden that will deter them…. google it.

[Anonymous]

Cut up some oranges and lemons and spread them around garden work for me.

[TF_ubat]

http://www.scorchio.co.uk/daves-gourmet-sauce-garden-spray-p-705.html

[TF_Bingo WingsParticipant]

I had the same problem with the neighbours cats, got myself a big ginger tom that sleeps in the shed and keeps other cats out of the garden, best thing is he shits in the neighbours garden…..result~clap

[TF_BAG UPParticipant]

Buy a dog lol

I think it’s foxes that are cr*pping in your garden mate not cats ~think

[TF_bremesParticipant]

@ubat wrote:

http://www.scorchio.co.uk/daves-gourmet-sauce-garden-spray-p-705.html

Looked ok ubat until i read the “may need to re-apply after rain”,could need a gallon drum at this rate with the rain.As for the water pistol,unless i can find one with night vision im snookered lol.

[Anonymous]

i found a squeezy jar of marmite does the trick…lol

.22 air rifle also has the desired affect.
you could borrow my staffi as he is a little partial to cat meat but finds the bones a little chewie.or an elctric fence…

[TF_bremesParticipant]

@BAG UP wrote:

Buy a dog lol

I think it’s foxes that are cr*pping in your garden mate not cats ~think

My garden though not big as a 5ft wall pavement side with a 9/10ft drop the other side,& a 8ft wooden fence on the other side,can foxes jump/climb that?,i know there is at least 14 cats down our road,one house has 7 cats alone~think.

[TF_BAG UPParticipant]

Yep Foxes can climb and Jump as i have seen them in my Garden do the very same mate and leave a odd pile behind lol

[TF_proper tidal boy]

stop digging your soil over they love fresh soft soil
1 either place holly leaves around your garden on twigs
2 half filled milk bottles with water in
3ground pepper or mustard powder sprinkled around
4doctor up a bit of catfood up they seem to dissapear
5 speak to the cat owner get em spaded
6 if all else fails kidnapp em and take em up the motorway
7 just shoot the uckers

[Anonymous]

Get some old CD’s and hang them around garden

[TF_Happy Dangler]

Ask your friendly local zoo or wildlife park for a couple of wheelbarrows full of Lion Dung

reputed to keep all other animals away.~sick

[Anonymous]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DpA2tMrQ4RU&feature=related

[TF_bremesParticipant]

Right thanks all,off to Tesco’s for some mustard powder or pepper & some oranges n lemons~clap ~clap.

[TF_robbo]

http://www.deteracat.co.uk/catwatch.htm

These actually DO work bremes. Got one in my garden, no more poo-poo.

[TF_bremesParticipant]

Rob,im always weary about buying those ultrasound thingys,i bought a mice one for the shed,guaranteed to keep mice away,guess what,the mice sh*t all over it,i aint joking either,£29.99 down the swanee.

[TF_robbo]

All I can tell you mate is that mine does work.

You sure you didn’t buy the moue attracting version? They’re not overy clever round your part of the world….

So that’s Surrey yesterday, midlands today, who shall I take a random pop at for no reason tomorrow?

:o)

[crustyParticipant]

i’ve got the ultrasonic shitey thingy, either its crap or I’ve got a deaf cat visiting my garden.
Done the milk bottle and half fill with water thing, that attracted an extra cat.
Done the mustard and pepper, load of crap.
Big rocks work, if only you can get one to actually cave its skull in, I keep missing.
I am not getting the crapping problem, my visitor keeps trying to catch the birds on the bird table.
Very much thinking of poisoning the bstd….and I really don’t give a flying toss if any cat lovers don’t like my attitude.
If any cats are in my garden, they are fair game.

[TF_peanut]

have you told the local takeaway about the problem

[TF_bwfc_01Participant]

Jeff

How about returning the favour, im sure they wont come back.

lol

[TF_redarmy]

if dog owners can be fined so should irrisponsible cat owners,why is it there cats always crap in someone eles garden.im having the same problem on my back lawn with a cat from 2 houses down put bottles of water at the end of the lawn is was sh-tting on,guess what its now sh-t at the other end

[TF_Pikey]

Lions pooh works but then your garden just smells of lions instead of cats ! LOL

[TF_Pikey]

Can someone explain why a bottle of water should stop a cat poohing in your garden ?

[TF_Happy Dangler]

We’ve got a problem with them at the side of the house using a gravelled parking area.

They S*it in the gravel and then leave a little burial mound so you know where it is. Tread in it and you have gravelly poo in the tread of your shoes and all over your carpets.

Did manage to deter them though.

We cleaned it all up using a lawn rake and then used a very strong solution of Jeyes fluid all over the gravel. It is a very strong disinfectant smell and they didn’t do it again for several weeks until it had worn off.

If I see a neighbours cat doing it I just put the offending article on a garden trowel and accidentally sling it back over the fence.

The neighbour one side did wonder earlier in the year how her cats (Marmite & Guinness) were managing to crap on the cover of their swimming pool…. ~think

[TF_proper tidal boy]

when they step on the bottle the movement of the water inside upsets there balance also noises the cat doctor told me doolittle has to be plastic bottle though

[TF_The ghost]

Get some catapult practice in. Failing that I’ve found the ultra sonic thingy works and seems to keep both foxes and cats out.

[TF_bremesParticipant]

Just sprinkled 2 tins of mustard powder all over the soil,bloody windy though,ive just stopped sneezing.A mate at work who had the same trouble solved the problem quite quickly…cat lovers look away now…….he broke some light bulbs up & sprinkled them in some cat food,never saw the cats again after a couple of days~think ~think.

[crustyParticipant]

I like that one Jeff, trouble is I have got a hedgehog in the garden, don’t want him getting his throat cut,lol.
The bottle thing is supposed to work through light diffraction, as the cat walks past it see’s different effects in the bottle thus scaring it away.
I put a plastic bottle half full of water in the garden and the bloody thing sits next to it, thats also in line with the ultrasonic shitey thingy that it ignores.
I can’t be deaf though, as soon as it hears the key twitch in the doorlock its off like a rocket, thus avoiding the bloody big rock winging its way towards its head.

[worm drowner]

how about a rumble sack, couple of housebricks and the local canal. best to tie a bit of string to the sack thou and drag it out in a few days. lets keep our waterways clean.

sorry all you cat lovers

or

barb wire on the top of your fence.

[TF_Hillbilly]

You could try rigging a few “traps” along these lines – http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lrI7mHVHlEc

~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap

[TF_Chum MixerParticipant]

Bremes I have rottweilers and it definately stops the cats from entering the garden, problem is the other bloody dogs now do scent marking (it drives me mad)Ggrrrrrr
~hand ~think ~hand ~think ~hand ~think

[TF_bremesParticipant]

@Chum Mixer wrote:

Bremes I have rottweilers and it definately stops the cats from entering the garden, problem is the other bloody dogs now do scent marking (it drives me mad)Ggrrrrrr
~hand ~think ~hand ~think ~hand ~think

lol

[Anonymous]

how about get a cat(tom) your self…they never shxt in their own garden and will kick the flying shxt out of any other cat that comes near its territory…~think i’m not a cat lover my self even though i’ve got a rag eared old bruiser of a moggy he’s earned the right on more then one occassion to live at my home even though he’s 14 he’s still an excellent mouser and top cat on the block….http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ykRZbOb1c5c

[TF_Pikey]

The reason they do what they do is because they are animals and that’s what animals do. I know lots of people post stupid suggestions on here just to wind people up but unfortunately some people are gullible enough to try them.

I especially find it irritating when people with there own cats suggest harmfull things as they would be the first to start bleeting if someone did it to their cat.

[TF_toplights]

@proper tidal boy wrote:

stop digging your soil over they love fresh soft soil
1 either place holly leaves around your garden on twigs
2 half filled milk bottles with water in
3ground pepper or mustard powder sprinkled around
4doctor up a bit of catfood up they seem to dissapear
5 speak to the cat owner get em spaded
6 if all else fails kidnapp em and take em up the motorway
7 just shoot the uckers

Or forked (number5).

[TF_Chum MixerParticipant]

Apparently they make good curries I remember reading a magazine where they found over 46 sets of paws in a skip where someone had been knocking them off for curries meeow-ouch !! ~think

and it was up-north !!! ~sick

[TF_Pikey]

Chum Mixer – You’re having a laugh aren’t you. My parents had a cat for 14 years and whilst he was very clever, he never once made a curry, either good or bad.

He did make a mean spagetti bolognese though.

[TF_Chum MixerParticipant]

Seriously It was a curry house in Manchester and the magazine was one of them weekly jobs that you get with the major weekend papers (can’t remember which one)

[TF_toplights]

My cat was a blacksmith you kicked him up the arris and he made a bolt for the door.boom boom.

[TF_jaap stam]

get one of those guns that fire BB`s,only good over short range but perfect for moggy whapping,it wont kill them,but will keep them away.(bloody good target practice for you)

[TF_redarmy]

chum mixer what curry did they make out of them a pussanda

[shankly9]

CATS ! hate em, but i would also like to suggest that whilst you think its a really good idea to harm them, just remember a little known company called RSPCA, they dont look kindly on people who harm animals in some of the ways suggested !

Personally found the dog works for me ! They used to crap on my rear garden, till i introduced them to gemma, my little staff – they dont come near the place now ! lol

But they are the skerge of the pet kingdom i think, and i believe they should be corked at a young age, a colostomy bag fitted, and stumped at the knee !! lol

[TF_Tonkin Tommy]

@redarmy wrote:

chum mixer what curry did they make out of them a pussanda

PMSL John, just spat yoghurt all over me keyboard!

[Anonymous]

i thought cats would make a lovely purrdras~think

[TF_bagging machineParticipant]

Border Terrier is the answer no animal has got out of my garden alive or in one piece unless it had wings.

[crustyParticipant]

As for the RSPCA, when they come a knockin on my door for a donation with a picture of a lovely adorable little kitten, I ask them, do you support angling?
They don’t bother asking for money after that, they know they ain’t going to get any, and they can stick their sick cat in the skip for me.

John, pussanda…purrrrfect,lol.

[TF_freddy the frog]

jays fluid keeps cats and foxes off the gravel driveway!!!!!!
tip it down mole holes and they don’t come back either.

[TF_Hillbilly]

That is excactly what I ask them Keith.

[antmusicParticipant]

50 toms on a fence! Have it…..

Have loads of trouble with the two cats from next door crapping all over the veg patch, tried all the peppers and green pellets, still doesn’t work. Can’t see a solution as can’t really get a dog or a bigger cat for that matter. Sure can’t shoot em even with BB’s, will try the lemons and oranges, maybe limes nest year tho.

[TonyJ formerly Blunthook]

Feed the cats with cat meat laced with crushed paracetamol, it sends them to sleep for a very very loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time~clap ~clap

[woodhouse]

@guzzunda wrote:

put a bowl of antifreeze down you`ll never see them again.

I know of cats killed by a wanker like you, antifreeze causes severe suffering damaging internal organs until they shut down. Try explaining to a child why a person would do this to their pet.

[TonyJ formerly Blunthook]

@woodentop wrote:

@guzzunda wrote:

put a bowl of antifreeze down you`ll never see them again.

I know of cats killed by a wanker like you, antifreeze causes severe suffering damaging internal organs until they shut down. Try explaining to a child why a person would do this to their pet.

Well you can have the job of explaining why my grand kids can’t play out until i have removed all the cat sh”t out of the garden.

[woodhouse]

I find this thread quite worrying when we all go fishing and stick pieces of metal in fish every weekend then try to justify it to non believers!

[TF_robbo]

@blunthook wrote:

Well you can have the job of explaining why my grand kids can’t play out until i have removed all the cat sh”t out of the garden.

Yeah, ‘cos THAT’S the same!

NOT!

[TF_Happy Dangler]

I’m with Woodentop on this. I know some of the suggestions are meant to be a joke but….

All it needs now is some Anti from the beeb, Swanwoman at Bewdley or a Save the Lentil Campaigner from one of the animal rights bodies to see this and TF will find some of these posts all over the news/papers/web as being the representative views of all anglers.

Shoots any claims we have for being ‘caring’ in both feet.~naughty

[Anonymous]

I actually like cats if some of these posts are not jokes they are pretty disturbing

[TF_Coxy]

Have a word with the keepers at west midlands safari park or Twycross zoo. Cats will not stray onto the territory of a bigger cat, some tiger poo will do but dont try to get it yourself

[TF_wightangler]

cats are lovely creatures, given some of the pathetic replies i know who i’d prefer shooting !

[TF_Chum MixerParticipant]

I grew up with cats when I lived at home with the parents, never had a problem with them, however, I do find that cats only come when they want to come to you whereas you get unconditional friendship from a dog hence why I now have dogs and not cats.

I understand that pets in general can become a problem to other neighbouring households but you get on with it.

[TF_Maver Mick]

Hi CM dont you think dogs can be a nuisance when they take a giant dump in your peg when your fishing on the Newark Dyke.

[TF_robbo]

Dog poo on the street, cat poo in the garden -I don’t see either of these as an excuse for actually harming the pet. In the case of the dog poo however, I DO see it as an excuse for harming the owner -in the pocket at least.

And no, I don’t mean shoving the poo in his or her pocket.

Although, on reflection, that does seem a fair punishment. I get it on my carpet and in my car -your pockets are easier to clean -but you have to walk home stinking of what you wanted to leave behind.

I have the same attitude towards ALL litterers to be honest. No excuse for it. You brought it, you take it away.

[TF_Chum MixerParticipant]

@Maver Mick wrote:

Hi CM dont you think dogs can be a nuisance when they take a giant dump in your peg when your fishing on the Newark Dyke.

Er No ~clap (that was over 16 years ago) you remind me of the wife, can’t think why lol

the peg was shite though ~think

[antmusicParticipant]

Have to agree there, can’t stand dog poo and I always seem to get it on my boots/shoes down the canal or over the thames meads. Seem to be attracted to it, or it to me! When I see a dog doing it’s biz I deliberately watch the owner and make sure they know I’m watching so they have to pick it up, else, a few choice words are forthcoming!!! :o)

As for cats I do like them, just wish they’d stop sh*tin in the garden and frightening/eating the birds! Stoped putting stuff out for the birds now, which is a shame.

[TF_bremesParticipant]

Well i put out the mustard powder last night &………..no cat crap anywhere & no cats were harmed in the process,i did see a cat sneezing though :).

[TF_robbo]

RESULT!!!!!!

[crustyParticipant]

Cats outside of my territory are no problem to me.
But I repeat, in my garden they are fair game, and I really don’t give a toss what the RSPCA, the politicaly correct overpaid BBC or any other animal organisation or anybody on here who don’t like my attitude, tough.
I don’t cause aggravation to any of my neighbours in any way shape or form, if they want to keep pets, do so, but don’t let them cause me problems, so simple really.

[TF_robbo]

Why do they call you Crusty again?

[crustyParticipant]

Cos I’m a miserable bastard!

[Anonymous]

I reckon its time this thread was pulled now that Jeff has had a few sensible replies to his original post.

There aint much that usually rattles my cage but when i see shite like this,then i find it very hard to refrain from speaking my mind.

Well done to those who posted sensible,harmless answers but as for the cretins who posted with ways of how to get rid of cats or any other animal by causing distress and death to them,then i hope your proud of yourselves,you fu*#ing morons,you ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
Oh,and your really setting a good example to the kids that come onto this site and read the absolute tosh that you lot put on here aint ya,so well done.

[TF_Chum MixerParticipant]

@robbo wrote:

Why do they call you Crusty again?

I was wondering that ?

Woody I can understand where you are coming from mate as I’d expect all pet lovers to be the same no matter what pet you owned. You only have to think “what would it feel like if it happened to me” senario

God help us if we had a thread asking how and what’s the best way to seek revenge on someone thats really pi££ed you off ~think

[crustyParticipant]

Thats o.K Gaz, I will ban myself.Bye.

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