Here it is,the biggest match payout of all time!!!!!
One Hundred Thousand Pounds (£100-000) to the lucky winner!!!! with absolutely no guarantees, no venue and no financial backing, Grubby Grubs ( a subsidery of Manky Maggots) proudly announce vague and obscure details of it’s great new competition;
Send a £250 cheque made out to “Grubby Grubs” before April 1st 2010. For this paltry sum you become a privilaged member of both Grubby Grubs and Manky Maggots which entitles you to many exclusive offers like;
A full pint of stinking Maggot skins ( just the job for teasing specimen carp out of their hideyholes)
Two full pints of floating casters (ideal for long trotting in fast flows)
A handfull of Squatts (for those difficult days)
One lifelike vibrating rubber worm (for the lady in your life)
And of course, free entry into the biggest match of your life, the chance to win £100-000 Guaranteed……… well,sort of.
More details to follow (maybe, but probably not), do not wait for all the minor details though, jump in with both feet and send a cheque for £250 without delay to;
Grubby Grubs Enterprises,
Gotcha Road,
Ripoff-on-Sea,
Norfickinghope,
P1SS TA1K
TF_Hillbilly.
