Irritating Passenger o/t (hope this works)

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    • #36419

      TF_Decaff

        What to do if you’re bored on a Plane and the passenger next to
        you is irritating:

        1- Remove your lap top from its bag

        2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully

        3- Turn on

        4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching

        5- Turn on the Internet

        6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze
        upwards to the skies as if in prayer

        7- Take a deep breath and open this site

        http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

        8-Observe the facial expression of your neighboring passenger

      • #90446

        Nick D

          LOL very good!!

        • #90447

          TF_daveyboy

            excellent

          • #90452

            TF_piperpilot

              I tell them that we’re going through some turbulence or ‘Chop’ as we call it. A bit of power/aileron and rudder usually shuts them up.PMSL,

            • #90495

              TF_Decaff

                Well i thought it was good! lol

              • #90516

                TF_skimmer_roo

                  pmsl!!!!

                • #90525

                  TF_Mike Herrington

                    LMAO…..hhahahahaha…fooking hahaha

                  • #90528

                    Anonymous

                      ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap

                    • #90532

                      TF_gloves007uk

                        tell you what that had me in stitches
                        after the last couple of trips i have had (RAF) or more commonly known as crab air
                        that one made my day lol
                        ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap

                      • #90590

                        Pola Bear

                          lol lol lol…

                        • #90603

                          TF_MICK THE BOOKIE

                            “Excuse me steward…..Could you please bring me a toilet roll”………BOOM……..”Make that two”.

                            EXCELLENT DECAFF.~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap

                          • #90608

                            TF_Hillbilly

                              Love it 🙂

                            • #90636

                              tunnel topper

                                absolute brill.~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap

                              • #90687

                                TF_Anthonywaters
                                Participant

                                  Whaat the F”ck !

                                • #90709

                                  ah3274
                                  Participant

                                    BRILLIANT, LOL ~clap ~clap ~clap

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