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    • #39070

      TF_MICK THE BOOKIE

        ~shh ~shh ~shh.The only way Dave and Sandra could get a Sunday afternoon “quickie” was to send their 8 year old son out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on the streets activities.
        He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into action……..”Theres a car being towed from the Parking lot” he shouted….”An Ambulance just drove by!…..Looks like the Andersons have company”.He called out….”Matts riding a new bike!….Looks like the Sanders are moving!….Jason is on his Skate Board!”….After a few moments he roared,”The Wilsons are shagging!”……Startled,his Mum and Dad shot up in bed!…..Dad cautiosly called out.”How do you know that Son?”…….He replies…..”Jimmy Wilson is standing on his Balcony eating a Mars Bar!!!!!”……~think ~think ~think ~think ~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh

        I bet like me this brings back fond memories for you all….lol…..xxxxxxxxx….MTB.

      • #103549

        TF_Paddy

          ~clap ~clap

        • #103554

          TF_ianswinny

            Can you remember back that far Mick…………

          • #103559

            TF_teabag

              @ianswinny wrote:

              Can you remember back that far Mick…………

              He can’t remember that far back —- he just gets sent out now with a mars bar by his girlfriend when the boiler man comes round !!!!!!

            • #103581

              TF_MICK THE BOOKIE

                FRO Mark…and you Ian……lol.
                A Prostitute in my area was new to the game.and was told by her Pimp…”No Sex for the first 7 days..just w**ks”..The girl asks “Why only w**ks?”….Pimp tells her straight…”Union rules lovey…You gotta work a week in hand”….lol.

              • #103598

                TF_feeder

                  mick dont give up your day job mate.lol

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