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- 26/07/2007 at 1:16 pm #29290
  Anonymous
  How you getting on with that Swish 3M Pole. I have the half butt available if you need one !!!
- 26/07/2007 at 2:23 pm #61600
  bodge
  Participant
  ahh the purple plonker!! i will have 1 of those off you my friend and i’d like a couple of short 4ths. how much though. throw in a posh roller for good measure???
- 26/07/2007 at 3:12 pm #61601
  Anonymous
  How dare you call me the Purple Plonker, there’s only one of those. I’m one of the Oxford Purple Posse !!!!
- 26/07/2007 at 7:46 pm #61602
  TF_ebbwmilo
  I think he should throw in a new set of nets bodge (nice net curtains to go with the pole that is!!)
- 27/07/2007 at 11:14 am #61603
  Anonymous
  My Mrs has an old whicker washing basket that we no longer use, you can have it FOC, I reckon the Rive trays will fit in it spot on. It will match spot on with the 3M Swish, and Lace landing net. Oh forgot to mention the pink rollers will be in this week
- 27/07/2007 at 1:06 pm #61604
  bodge
  Participant
  ah me thinks it may be a gunsmith of the banbury kind.how are you matey?? or thinking on it,is it my pound coin supplier?? if it is you better start shining them up now ready for white acres.
  
  boys it really isnt my fault you don’t know how to treat a lady. ill be happy to pass on some advice if you like. you only have to ask.
- 27/07/2007 at 2:22 pm #61605
  TF_ebbwmilo
  In fairness son you must be doing something right getting her to buy your corn and dyes, and even cooking you a nice meal after a wednesday match!! Marry her quick lol!!!
- 27/07/2007 at 3:16 pm #61606
  Anonymous
  Gunsmith what???? anyway I hear that Bodge & Blonwyn are tying the knot, I have arranged for a Coach for the purple posse to come down to taff land for a piss up, although you taffy’s may have to go to bed early if it gets too serious. I also asked everyone to make sure they bring their wellies for the evenings entertainment !!!!
- 27/07/2007 at 5:24 pm #61607
  bodge
  Participant
  your all more than welcome. you may need some practice at the drinking side of things as i know what shandy drinking poofs you lot are. leave the entertainment to me my friend, bbbarrbarra can’t wait.
- 27/07/2007 at 5:44 pm #61608
  Lilac Lil
  Hi bodge, have you and bronwyn got a wedding present list.?
- 27/07/2007 at 5:53 pm #61609
  bodge
  Participant
  good idea do you do vouchers???? well done you!!!
- 27/07/2007 at 8:05 pm #61610
  The-Fly
  I’ve got some vouchers for Colman’s they make a cracking MINT SAUCE
- 27/07/2007 at 8:23 pm #61611
  FORDY 1
  Participant
  Steady!
- 28/07/2007 at 12:32 pm #61612
  bodge
  Participant
  steve, you see what i have to put up with, a fishing forum being degraded by the oxford imbreds. wrong it is….
- 28/07/2007 at 4:55 pm #61613
  Baa_Baa
  Participant
  Bodge,do you know many of these Oxford in breds? I only know of one
- 28/07/2007 at 5:19 pm #61614
  Lilac Lil
  Now now boys.
- 28/07/2007 at 6:22 pm #61615
  bodge
  Participant
  unfortunatly baabaa i do know a few yes. they are a diamond bunch really, great fun, i can’t speak highly enough of them. just need some fishing lessons now. ill be giving some of them a lesson tomorrow infact.
- 28/07/2007 at 8:41 pm #61616
  FORDY 1
  Participant
  Your such a nice bloke, i bet your giving them lessons for free.
- 28/07/2007 at 8:54 pm #61617
  The-Fly
  I hear the Oxford Posse are holding a coaching session for all the Welsh visitors tomorrow at Viaduct. I love these welsh lads really its like visiting a cashpoint machine that issues pound coins
- 28/07/2007 at 9:08 pm #61618
  FORDY 1
  Participant
  For them u mean.
- 28/07/2007 at 9:13 pm #61619
  Baa_Baa
  Participant
  How good it The Fly really the Bodge? Rumour has it, the last time you were both at White Acres you both strugglrd. Make way, when WE meet the pound coins will be going to Frank Sinatra (My Way!)
- 30/07/2007 at 12:03 pm #61620
  bodge
  Participant
  the fly buzzed off yesterday. baggin mega venue, viaduct aswell. being the curtious bloke i am i did let the puple posse impose on me yesterday but that just emphasises what the mixer god said. what a nice bloke!!
  
  as for cash point matches baa baa’s peg had a big sign sticking out of it saying FISH HERE! im sure even the fly could have caught more than 2 off it. good to see you boys bring on the pound coin collection at w.a.
- 30/07/2007 at 1:43 pm #61621
  Baa_Baa
  Participant
  Did you find enough change Bodge, to get back over the bridge?
- 30/07/2007 at 2:18 pm #61622
  Lilac Lil
  Just make sure that you have enough change to take the 2 of you over the channel on Weds. As for Whiteacres, the purple plonker says that he will show you Welsh boys how to become a coin collector.
- 30/07/2007 at 7:03 pm #61623
  bodge
  Participant
  what can i say after last weds sulking could you imagine if id done it to him again!!! i just couldn’t live with myself… at least he had an envelope this time. boys SHINE EM UP its a welsh revolution
- 30/07/2007 at 7:33 pm #61624
  TF_ebbwmilo
  They could use that cillit bang stuff to enusure they’re sparkling to come back over the bridge bodge!
- 31/07/2007 at 8:56 am #61625
  squirrell
  problem is cunning stunt your house is liable to flooding they would be much better staying with the purple one
- 31/07/2007 at 9:11 am #61626
  Lilac Lil
  Squirrell, I don’t mind the suggestion but the plonker is worried about super Mario running up and down the staircase as he’s only just put new staircarpet down. So am I as the plonker doesn’t do DIY and it’s taken me 5 years to get my new carpet.
- 31/07/2007 at 11:47 am #61627
  bodge
  Participant
  mario has been mouse hunting. askhim if hismrs has moved backin yet…
  
  laugh be f@*cked!!!
  
  illtry and get a visit organised then. sounds like fun….
- 31/07/2007 at 1:29 pm #61628
  bodge
  Participant
  boys and girls im feeling some bad vibes coming my way….
  i know you don’t get much chance to dis me and my angling skills so get it out of your system now while you can, you don’t get much chance i know.
- 31/07/2007 at 1:47 pm #61629
  The-Fly
  Can’t you just feel the love !!!!
- 31/07/2007 at 3:54 pm #61630
  Lilac Lil
  You know I love all you boys. (as long as you behave yourselves otherwise you know what will happen!)
- 31/07/2007 at 4:06 pm #61631
  Baa_Baa
  Participant
  Bodge, don’t know what Super Mario’s been up to. I’ve watched the Oxford posse fish,I’ve watched you Welsh boys fish, not a lot in it. Bet you all can’t wait for my return.Shine the coins!!!!!
- 31/07/2007 at 11:05 pm #61632
  bodge
  Participant
  baa baa i beg to differ.. ‘not alot in it’ are you having a laugh. ask sheepdip what happened on sun.. ask the plonker what happened on wed..
  
  oops am i diggin myself a hole?? looks to be pretty deep. ah well!!!
- 01/08/2007 at 8:12 am #61633
  TF_ebbwmilo
  Easy soloution to this bodge Wales V England (oxford!)
- 01/08/2007 at 9:11 am #61634
  Anonymous
  Right then lets get it organised, Oxford vs Wales, name the time/venue and we’ll be there
- 01/08/2007 at 11:50 am #61635
  Steve26
  Book me in !!!
- 01/08/2007 at 2:24 pm #61636
  squirrell
  Bring it on boys cannot see a problem myself any venue you wish to goto,come on England
- 02/08/2007 at 7:57 am #61637
  Lilac Lil
  I hope we are going to have a nice clean fight boys.
- 02/08/2007 at 3:58 pm #61638
  Steve26
  squirrell, I have heard a rumour you have piled on a few pounds after eating to many acorns, is this true ?
- 03/08/2007 at 8:15 pm #61639
  bodge
  Participant
  arent squirrells classed as vermin????
- 03/08/2007 at 10:11 pm #61640
  FORDY 1
  Participant
  I think so yes.
- 04/08/2007 at 8:10 am #61641
  Lilac Lil
  But the stuffed version is soft and cuddley !!!!!
- 04/08/2007 at 11:45 am #61642
  bodge
  Participant
  i like them grilled with saffron mash….
- 04/08/2007 at 1:46 pm #61643
  Baa_Baa
  Participant
  It appeared so the last time we met – another one who has put on a few pounds !!!!!!!!!
  ????perhaps too many cakes Bodge ????
- 04/08/2007 at 7:29 pm #61644
  bodge
  Participant
  cakes… how dare you!!!
  ill have you know it has taken me a long time, great expense and ALOT of hangovers to get into the great shape im in now..
  
  nothing wrong with a bit of good living…
- 05/08/2007 at 9:23 pm #61645
  bodge
  Participant
  STOP THE PRESS…..
  
  MARIO EMPTIES IT ON PELLET WAG.
  now your all in alot of trouble, dont give him an inch…….
- 05/08/2007 at 9:31 pm #61646
  bodge
  Participant
  for those of you who are watching this is not ‘a wind up’ (sorry mario!) hes just destroyed a match with a v.large double ton.
- 06/08/2007 at 7:44 am #61647
  FORDY 1
  Participant
  He must be Welsh,would’nt be from oxford with that much.
- 06/08/2007 at 7:50 am #61648
  Baa_Baa
  Participant
  Good to see that you welsh boys are learning from the Oxford posse.
- 06/08/2007 at 8:32 am #61649
  TF_ebbwmilo
  Nice one Mario! Where was he bodge?
- 06/08/2007 at 9:09 am #61650
  Lilac Lil
  The purple plonker says ‘well done Mario, Good to see that you are learning from us Oxford boys. – Bodge looks as though you are in need of a bit of practise, slipping behind now aren’t you’
- 06/08/2007 at 11:25 am #61651
  bodge
  Participant
  never a truer word spoken fordy my old son.
  
  wales v england ok your on. where? when? how many a side? you’ll be sorry….
  
  well done to the plonker, its becoming a bit of a purple revolution…
- 06/08/2007 at 11:43 am #61652
  bodge
  Participant
  oh and if we lose at fishing you’ve got to take us on at drinking. and no shandy doesn’t count. poofs!!!!!!
- 06/08/2007 at 12:33 pm #61653
  TF_ebbwmilo
  Gilwern wood Bodge?!! LOL!!
- 06/08/2007 at 12:58 pm #61654
  bodge
  Participant
  i was thinking more along the lines of machine pond…
- 06/08/2007 at 2:24 pm #61655
  TF_ebbwmilo
  Machine pond….Awesome! I did hear a while back it was stuffed with Tench now. Thats if there’s any water in it!
  There’s always the punchbowl now you got a barrrow
- 07/08/2007 at 7:06 pm #61656
  squirrell
  sheep dip i would not insult muppets
- 07/08/2007 at 8:52 pm #61657
  bodge
  Participant
  i thought squirrells eat acorns not kissed sheepdips ****…
  
  (Moderated).
- 08/08/2007 at 4:01 pm #61658
  TF_ebbwmilo
  Any news on if any pound coins changed hands today!!?
- 09/08/2007 at 8:15 am #61659
  Lilac Lil
  The purple one managed a second at viaduct but there weren’t any welsh boys there to give him a nugget. Apparently they were having to exercise their arms to get up enough strength to keep up with the oxford boys !!!
- 09/08/2007 at 9:21 am #61660
  The-Fly
  Well done the purple one, the welsh lads are running scared at the moment, need I say anymore
- 09/08/2007 at 9:40 am #61661
  TF_ebbwmilo
  The Welsh never run boys!!
  
  …….Mario aint fit enough for a start!!
- 10/08/2007 at 9:46 am #61662
  squirrell
  bodge 19th if this month viaduct and i will take another pound off you and Mario start polishing boyos
- 10/08/2007 at 11:36 am #61663
  The-Fly
  squirrel try feeding those acorns rather than eating them !!!
- 11/08/2007 at 10:34 pm #61664
  theres only 1 mario
  you can all look out now as im online. no more bullying my lone buddy.
- 12/08/2007 at 5:17 pm #61665
  FORDY 1
  Participant
  Did’nt think they had electric out your way yet.
- 12/08/2007 at 7:40 pm #61666
  TF_ebbwmilo
  Mario!! Let um ave it buddy!!
- 13/08/2007 at 8:35 am #61667
  Lilac Lil
  Mario, Mario. P.P. say’s it’s okay for you to join in but going on yesterday’s performance, you’re not too good at this fishing game – VERY good at the eating game. Perhaps that’s where you welsh boys are going wrong, too much feed before going to your peg !
  Oxford came out ahead yesterday – AGAIN
- 13/08/2007 at 9:37 am #61668
  Baa_Baa
  Participant
  Do we have another competition going ?? Looks like Squirrell and Mario are in an ‘ eating competition’. Will Wales be more successful in this than in fishing????????
- 13/08/2007 at 5:47 pm #61669
  bodge
  Participant
  nobody will beat us in a eating race, or drinking for that matter. lil’s face was a picture when she saw me and mario sampling the breakfast trolly.
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