Adam was sitting on a rock when God appeared in front of him.
God spoke asking Adam to do him a big favour.
Adam assured God that he would do his best.
God said “Adam, I wnt you to walk across this field,”
“What is a field?” asked Adam and God explained.
“Then I would like you to cross the stream,” continued God.
“What is a stream?” asked Adam and God explained.
Then I want you to climb up the hill,” said God.
“What is a hill?” asked Adam and God explained.
“Near the top of the hill you will find a cave and I want you to go inside,” said God.
“What is a cave?” asked Adam and God explained.
“Inside the cave you will find a woman. I want you to take this women and procreate,” continued God.
“What is a women and how do you procreate?” asked Adam.
Patiently God expained everything to Adam, and Adam went off across the field.
A few hours later God reappeared to find Adam sitting on the same rock with a very pensive look upon his face.
“Why, what is the matter Adam?” asked God.
WAIT FOR IT…………
Adam said “God, what is a headache?”
TF_MICK THE BOOKIE.
