steve maybe you can help in saving my marriage for several weeks now i have slept with my bag of favourite ringers groundbait mix under my pillow but it has developed a split and is leaking and the wife says our marriage of 17 years is over if the fishy bag does not go?
heres my plan to 1 keep you close to my heart and 2 save my marriage?
perhaps if you and sandra scotthorne can come up with some halkun hunt pyjamas with a life size image of yourself from top to bottom then i could keep you even closer and perhaps the wife could learn to share in our relationship and not feel left out with no fishy smells ?
i am begging for a positive response to a very serious issue on my part please please please gareth drury your no1 fan
TF_maker.
