NEW ROAD AT LINDHOLME

[TF_matchace]

well guys and galls i nearly got lost last saturday
let me tell you why
i was on my way to lyndholme my sat nav said turn right in 100 yards
screeeeech went the brakes on my tired old van
dam it ive turned down the wrong road or so i thought
i checked the sat nav the post code was ok so i turned around
and went back but my sat nav wouldnt give up
please turn round in 100 yards when its safe to do so
ok then mrs smart arse sat nav i decided to follow it
i turned right onto a shiney bit of recently laid tarmac
speed bumps n all
i got the bottom of the lane to find you guessed it LYNDHOLME
that GEEZER neil is top draw he put a state of the art tarmac road in
all the way to the cafe guys and gals my tired little old van is good for another 100000 miles
now yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
well done neil you have bigger balls than me for doing it mate WELL DONE
by the way aaron thats another 1/2 million quid out of the inheritance loooooooooool

[TF_matchace]

what no reply im amazed honestly amazed i guess neil
shut up some of you moaners afterall well done neil

[TF_Matchcarp]

Make no wonder you couldn’t find the place, it’s called LINDHOLME not LYNDHOLME 😀
But yes the road is a fabulous improvement to the dusty bumpy ole track that once was 😉

Home

[TF_scizzers]

can just picture the scene neil weve got a bit left over from a big job shame to dump it. shall we fill a few of these potholes for you cheap ,there ya go that s 50 grand kinhell
i allways thought he was mates with them gypos 🙂

[TF_matchace]

they forgot the white imperial mints tho to give it that extra special look
looooooooooooooooooool

sorry about the spelling mistake when we lived in a caravan we lernt the art of laying tarmac
going to school wasnt our priority buy hey ho life goes on

[TF_Matchcarp]

Yes it shows – You spelled learnt (lernt) wrong too :rolleyes: 😀

[TF_matchace]

whoopy do go fishing you look bored

[TF_millie]

hes probably got the money from the extra pellet sales from the banning of meat….so jacksh!t really come out of his pocket but then again none of the road has come out of my pocket either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

[TF_Matchcarp]

I wish I could go fishing but sadly I’m one of those who works for a living to support those who choose not to.
Of course the money for the road has come from the anglers but at least Neil is putting something back to the benefit of all. Same as the stocking levels, I doubt there are many venues in the country as well stocked as Lindholme.
Still you can’t please all of the people all of the time and some you can’t please at all :confused:

[TF_matchace]

there a hot sale down at the local pharmacy of ANTI -DEPRESTANTS
i think you guys might need some sheeesh
iand i dont give a chit if ive spelt anything wrong

[TF_Matchcarp]

Well that’s fine I don’t really give a sh*t that you spent all day looking out of the class room window picking your nose when you should have been learning either 😮

[TF_Paddy]

If this gets any dafter, i will lock it off.

[TF_Matchcarp]

You do right Paddy – If you can’t have a bit of banter then what’s the point????
It’s only crack!!!

[TF_matchace]

oooooo dear here we go again
same old same old
no wonder people dont bother anymore with people like MATCHCARP
who costantly puts people down STEVE you should worry about fishing and
leave other people alone
your constant attacks on people are getting seriously concerning
i for one do not wish to see them or your personal opinions on how people type or spell

[TF_Paddy]

Whatever – lets just stick to the fishing ay?
Banter is fine, belittlement and anything else is not.
I hardly ever these days have to shut any thread down and much prefer it that way, in fact i cannot remember the last one.
Lets move on eh?

[TF_matchace]

thanks paddy

[TF_Paddy]

I forgot to say 1000, so 1001 !

[TF_matchace]

hey paddy i want my name in a fancy burgundy colour
how do you do it

[TF_Paddy]

Sorry matey, its a non starter – you would look like some crazy browning nutter! (Tongue firmly in cheek) 🙂 😮 🙂
This lovely Sensas green is rather nice though 🙂

[TF_matchace]

pffffft tackle tart i want burgundy to be like the best brand in the whole wide world lol
BROWNING BROWNING BROWNING
theres a good pal paddy put mine to burgundy please ooo pretty please

[TF_Paddy]

No can do i’m afraid – that Canadian fella gets the red, whilst us lackies get the green.
I will have a look, but i would not hold your breath.

[TF_matchace]

come on PADDY you can do better than that horrible green snotty colour looooooooooool

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