OT Just desserts.

[TF_spotter1707]

Last night, my
kids
and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
them
, ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’

They
got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine!!!!

The little b*****ds

[WATBLADE]

LOVE THIS ONE!

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and
brought his ashes home.

Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the
patio table.

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started
talking to him….

“You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the
insurance money.”

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then
said, “Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also
bought it with the insurance money.”

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her
fingers in the ashes she said, “Remember that diamond
ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!”

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said,
“Remember that blow job I promised you?”

“Here it comes…”

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