oxford lose against mighty welsh.

[bodgeParticipant]

viaduct fishery played host to a epic battle on wed with the favourites winning by a country mile.
the welsh pairing used their honed pellet wag and margin skills to good use to take apart the oxford also rans…

wales 1 —- oxford 0.

i wonder if they still fancy the team challenge??? me thinks not.

[bodgeParticipant]

the cillit bang is in the post boys….

[Lilac Lil]

Oh dear! The plonker says you welsh boys can’t count it was one envelope each – that makes it

Oxford 1 – wales 1

Rumors have it that Bodge caught a few squirrells as well, but they don’t count at the weigh in.
As for Mario we all know why he married his wife. After all you don’t marry a barmaid as she say’s ‘time gentlemen please’, you don’t marry a policewoman cos she says ‘don’t do that’. You marry a school teacher cos she says ‘you’ve done it wrong, do it again’. ( from the plonker)

[TF_ebbwmilo]

Cymru am byth!!

Nice one Mario!

[bodgeParticipant]

any jobs going????

[FORDY 1Participant]

You got a job,oxford bashing’s fulltime for you lot aint it!

[TF_ebbwmilo]

What skills/qualifications could you bring if you were offered a position in this establishment Mr Bodge?!

[bodgeParticipant]

fordy its a terrible job but one i do take pleasure in..
just gets a bit mundane, week in week out…

[Lilac Lil]

Bodge, I think you have been sitting out in the sun too much, It’s getting to your brain.Looking at the result sheets, it been a bit of a Welsh battering from the Oxford posse. Think that perhaps you might need a new job, but not one that involves counting. One that invloves polishing you should be good at !

[TF_ebbwmilo]

I thought the pound coins came over the bridge already polished or cillit banged?

[Lilac Lil]

ebbwmilo – THEY DO all the way into England !!!!!!

[The-Fly]

Lil dont take any sh*t from the troggs we all know the truth !!

(sniff, sniff, can anyone smell mint sauce)

[Lilac Lil]

We will have to see what tomorrow brings at Viaduct. The welsh are coming out of hiding to challenge Oxford. Mario has got a bit of confidence in himself now that he was a club basher on sunday. Can he do it againt the Purple Plonker?

[bodgeParticipant]

mr stunt….
i do believe there was a chap on peg 102 sunday who amassed a very respectable 120lb. what did you weigh mate when you had it????

oh yes silly me you didnt weigh as you only caught 2 fish.

what were you using, hair rigged keepnet?? they only work for chub.

[Anonymous]

How dare you, what are you trying to say here, as you know I emptied the peg in the 1st 5mins and decided to walk around the venue to give you welsh lads some tips and advice on fishing, I see my information has not paid off as the mighty purple one has a pocket full of welsh cillit banged pounds coins……

[TF_ebbwmilo]

I await with baited breath to hear where the cillit banged pund coins went to today!

[FORDY 1Participant]

Ithink the bridge nearly collapsed with the weight.

[FORDY 1Participant]

Ithink the bridge nearly collapsed with the weight of all those coin’s

[FORDY 1Participant]

uh!

[Lilac Lil]

So the scores on the doors after wednesday’s match ??? Oxford came back with more welsh cillet banged coins !!!
Super Mario has been relegated to ‘Mario’ as he sat on the peg 78 which won it on monday with 139lb and could only manage 40 lb from it. Gnomes fishing comes to mind !!!!
Mario’s mice have moved over and chewed a hole in bodges landing net. How a small hole like that can let a 6lb fish through I don’t know “fishermans tales” !!!!!!!!!

[bodgeParticipant]

ive just spoken to lee’s wife and he was found last night hanging from the tree outside their house…

as for the pound coins what the lovely lil failed to mention is that the purple one and me tied on fish count. lets look at the facts…
peg 97 on carys what a flier with monster sized fish.
peg 66 non lodge, crap with poor average sized fish. personally i take a moral victory here as it was an awesome performance even if i do say so…

at the draw… “ploker what do u want today?”

“98 would do!” was the reply.
lil promtly went to the DRAW BAG and got him 97. ugh!! need i say more!

[bodgeParticipant]

for those of you who are watching and thinking jammy git. this is not a break from the norm this is norm…

[TF_ebbwmilo]

Poor mario, was he hanging from he dual core and it was purely a bungee attempt that went wrong?!

[Lilac Lil]

From the Purple Plonker – Bodge, I’ve always said that it’s far better to be lucky than good. Yesterday you said I was lucky, and that you were good but my words were proved right. Who picked up the dosh and polished pound coins???????

As for saying 17 fish each and comparing size – you know what us women say, never mind the qualtity, feel the width !!!!

As for Mario we’ve heard he used PURPLE

[Lilac Lil]

Cont. Hydro

[bodgeParticipant]

its a PURPLE revolution!!!

[bodgeParticipant]

oops its happened again…

oxford 1 — wales 2

you must be use to it by now…

[Lilac Lil]

The Mighty Welsh ???? Yesterday they thought they would try another tactic to try to beat the Oxford Posse. Only the Purple Plonker was available to fish for the Oxford, so the Welsh brought a choir to try their luck. Wasn’t any good was it boyos? P.P. came second and the choir could only muster one envelope between them. Spent their time singing at the sheep in the distance. Sorry boys they are english sheep they don’t understand welsh !!!!! There’s nice isn’t it.

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