In the Inverness job centre a man sees a vacancy for a Gynaercologists Assistant.
He askes for details and is thrilled to learn that his duties are to prepare the ladies as follows.
1 / Assist with the removal of underwear.
2 / Wash and shave the nether regions
3 / Rub oil on the shaved area
Salary is £55.000 per annum. with 8 weeks holiday.
He is told to go to Plymouth.
“Oh Why”, “Is That Where The Job Is Based” He Askes