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    • #36591

      TF_Waveney One

        [align=center:149qacve]Warning

        Beware[/align:149qacve]

        If you receive an email with an attachment saying it contains a nude photo of Dawn French do not open it under any circumstances.

        It may contain a nude photo of Dawn French!!

      • #91477

        TF_JEFFERS15

          why would you want to see a picture of a naked ‘dawn french’???? lol

        • #91478

          TF_Johnny Mac

            LOL, very good ~clap

          • #91493

            TF_dirkdiggler

              steady now some people love bbw.

              on the other hand i heard the other day that vannessa pfeltz had been arrested at heathrow airport after customs officers found 10lb of crack in her knickers.

            • #91494

              Nick D

                LOL!!

              • #91571

                TF_wightangler

                  best one yet!
                  ~clap ~clap ~clap

                • #91574

                  TF_piperpilot

                    A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday.
                    She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The salesman is standing there, wearing dark glasses.
                    She says, excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?’

                    He says, ‘Madam, I’m completely blind; but, if you’ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes.’

                    She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, ‘That’s a twelve foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco reel and 5lb. test line. It’s a good all around combination and it’s on sale this week for £44.’

                    She says, ‘It’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!’ As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
                    ‘Oh, That sounds like a Visa card, says the salesman.

                    As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed but then realises there is no way the blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.

                    The salesman rings up the sale and says,’ That’ll be £58.50 please.’ The woman is totally confused by this and asks, ‘Didn’t you tell me it was on sale for £44? How did you get to £58.50?’

                    He said ‘The Duck Caller is £11 and the Fish Bait is £3.50.’

                  • #91598

                    tunnel topper

                      here she is lads, totally gorgeous:

                    • #91601

                      Anonymous

                        i would

                      • #91604

                        TF_wightangler

                          is this related to the thread about boxes and dampness getting under flaps and into draws?

                        • #91625

                          TF_fish_silver

                            I’m not normally suspicious, but the wife told me yesterday that Gavin from Autoglass came round and injected his special resin into her crack.

                            She hasn’t even got a fecking car.~sick

                          • #91629

                            TF_fish_silver

                              oooooooooooooooooooops
                              posted my last post in the wrong thread..

                              ps. editing is great. LOL

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