What toilet paper? O/T

[TF_Fred Davis]

I thought I would add to the inane drivel that seems to constantly appear on this site lately, personally you can’t beat the old greaseproof paper with government property printed on it imo

whats your best Ar*ewipe? :¬)

[TF_Johnny Mac]

A Labrador puppy….or, The Sun 😉

[TF_Happy Dangler]

Fred – I’m sponsored for this so only use the best….

[TF_Chum MixerParticipant]

I always use this, it works a treat

[TF_proper tidal boy]

I bet its got a first class stamp on it IZAL mind you it has to hang on a bit of string on the down pipe in the outside carsie ,l o l

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[TF_BAG UPParticipant]

You need to really go before using this stuff ~think

[TF_Oggy]

200 grit emery cloth ~think ~sick

[TF_redarmy]

sainsburys lanolin botty wipes luxury

[TF_feeder]

got to have the velvet stuff for my delicate cheeks.lol

[TF_Chum MixerParticipant]

@feeder wrote:

got to have the velvet stuff for my delicate cheeks.lol

I prefer to drink the black velvet stuff then pass it through my (delicate) cheeks lol ~think

[TF_bremesParticipant]

Fred,i use Ultima-tum,it is definately thicker than stated,more like 3ply that 2ply & im sure it is not as strong as stated……….

lights the blue bog paper and runs to the bog :):):).

[TF_robbo]

You’re a bad man Bremes….

lol lol lol

[TF_bremesParticipant]

LOL Rob,ive got to have a friendly dig at Fred,im extremely jealous of his magnificent Bream hauls~hand .

[TF_Swimfeeder]

Who gives a shit?

[TF_robbo]

Me, after a curry night Bob.

[Daddy BParticipant]

This reminds me of a few years back when my employer had introduced a new multi-page Customer Service Review document.

Making my first call on a customer one morning i had a sudden urge brought on by the previous night’s curry and Guinness. Fortunately i knew the customer and rushed straight past him out to the loo at the back of the shop. Having collapsed on the throne my relief turned to horror momentarily when i noticed there was no bogroll, only for the trusty “CSR” to save the day.

We had a system whereby at the end of the week everyone put their forms into little pigeon holes for the boss to review and provide the wisdom of his feedback. I was tempted, i can tell you !

[TF_dendra]

Industrial blue roll, you cant put your fingers through it.

[TF_chaveyParticipant]

This reminds me of an idea I had a few years back, maybe someone done it already? It was when We visited my missus’s uncle who was a keen villa fan. Its very sad but, his downstairs loo was decorated in villa colors with villa curtains!! I Said that I was surprised that he didn’t go the whole hog and have villa Loo roll, and he said he would never wipe his arse on the villa!! Birmingham he would, but not Villa!
Now being a Spurs fan I would love some Arsenal Bog roll in my lavi, has anyone done this yet? or am I’m going to have to take this on Dragens Den to make my fortune?

[TF_macca63]

It seems that after several months of research Oxford University came up with findings that there are only three strengths of toilet paper….’thick’, ‘thin’ and ‘on no yuk’

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