WOMEN OR FISHING?….O/T or is it?

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

~think ~think ~think There comes a time in every anglers life when,unless of course your like Sayeed in Eastenders,this question needs to be answered.
We have all seen mates,some of which have been excellent anglers and right good Geezers,disapear of the banks because of a women.Some indeed have been bullied and “blackmailed”(quit fishing or no naughties),or like moi just get totally loved up,and want to be with his woman rather than sit on a hard wooden box catching f*** all and getting beat left and right.
New love lives are a right pain in the butt for the discerning angler,and i am afraid the “bug” has bitten me.My new lady is just to good to be true,for not only is she a right sexxy woman,but she seems to care about her man more than he deserves.She is constantly telling me to go fishing with my mates like i used to on a Wednesday,Saturday and of course Sunday,cause like she says “Dont change your ways for me Darling.I know you love your fishing,and i dont want to stop you seeing your mates and having a few Beers after the Match”….What a bitch?….She is a right cutey,cause by saying this shite it makes me feel worse.
But and i have to say this lads,i love being with her.And now i find myself going to the coast and laying on the beach and making Sandcastles(yea right).Also she has this habit of dragging me round the Antigue shops and looking for all sorts of stuff…”Grape Scissors”?…What the f*** is that all about?…I had never even heard of the bloody things.She runs my bath and washes my back,before dressing me to take her out to all these “Chic” eating establishments and posh wine bars to Towns and Villages i have never ever been to.
Well its just got to stop lads,but i need help badly.I miss my solitude on the banks,and i miss my pals and competition.I miss my tip going round,and the feeling when you hit a bite on the Wag,and the rod arcs and the clutch screams.I miss the float going under down the edge,and the Red Hydro shooting out as the double dashes for the reeds and safety.I miss the banter and the songs from around the lake,and the 4 pints in the boozer after the match with my buddies.
So what do i do lads?….My good lovely woman or Fishing?….No question about it….Or is there?..lol.~think ~think ~think Picture of the trouble maker below lads.

[TF_Hillbilly]

mmm sort of ok looking bird Mick but worth putting the rods away for – nahhh not likely.

[Anonymous]

oh well..it was good while it lasted better to be loved then not all..see you on the banks then.lol

[TF_nitro]

This is an interesting topic really. The 2 most important things in a mans life, fishing and women. Trouble is how do you balance the 2, and is it even possible?

Being reasonably young and single, i’ve always been more dedicated to fishing instead of the rest of my social life. But the “non fishing” side of life is also great, going out drinking, visiting bars and restaurants, social days out etc. Im not sure that i want to continue sacrificing this side of life for fishing. Does being a good match angler make it impossible to have a normal social life or is it possible to enjoy an equal mix of both?

[TF_bremesParticipant]

I am quite lucky in that “her indoors” loves to accompany on my matches,she often holds the weighboard to help out on the weigh in,in fact she is better than me at adding up the weights~think,it gets me out sat/sun when i want so all is good lol.

[TF_Pikey]

Mick – She only wants you to go fishing all the time cos that is when Winston pops round ! LOL

[TF_bremesParticipant]

@Pikey wrote:

Mick – She only wants you to go fishing all the time cos that is when Winston pops round ! LOL

~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap

[tunnel topper]

mrs.tt has found a way of keeping me off the bank. she put herself in the hospital, again, two operations in as many weeks. due to come home this afternoon but had to send for surgeon to stop bl^^ding from wound.
i’ve had to keep of the bank to look after the kids and do visitation duties of course.
what stunt will she pull the next time i mention going fishing?

hope the rest of you are getting out there.

[Pola Bear]

i told my missis when we started going out i fish 3 times a week if she dose not like it do not go out with me… think you should not have to change your self for some one…

[TF_feeder]

wait till herbie sees this you silly old sod.he will have a field day.lol

[TF_proper tidal boy]

bookie put her in her place leave her in bed she will still be there when you finished your day at WILLY LAND as follows brecky at caf e woodbridge tea with the boys in the cabin draw a flyer on top lake bomb hole 2, weigh in 2 ton ,beer in the pub spending your winnings with the boys and piss head bobs back up a3 home NOW WAKE UP no comparison to a lady LOL

[TF_andy cranes mateParticipant]

Fish or women? I’m happy with either on the end of my rod.~clap

[TF_dingdong]

Mick i gave up fishing for my lovely women we
plan to marry very soon.
she the love of my life,she can open a can of beans with her teeth.lol

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

Many thanks for all your advice you dopey lot.When an old man calls out for help you are meant to come up with some constructive ideas,not a bloody bucket full of garbage.
I find it more than a little annoying that you constantly post such drivel.Now be fair,you never hear me talking a load of rubbish on this site..do you? I mean to say….What does a bloke named “Winston” have to do with my new lady.Its remarks like these that i find totally offensive.In fact she does have an old flame she sees now and then…but his name is Desmond,and apparently his pole unlike mine is deffo an Arity…….FRO THE LOT OF YOU…LOL……MTB. ~think ~think ~think ~shh ~shh ~shh

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

@Pola Bear wrote:

i told my missis when we started going out i fish 3 times a week if she dose not like it do not go out with me… think you should not have to change your self for some one…

That might be okay for you and your love one Ben….But lets face it mate,you are a far better angler than me,but in the old love stakes i have no peers.I was really rooting for you in Fisho pal,and Dave said you tried everything possible.You will get another shot at it,of that i have no doubt…Take Care..Mick.~clap ~clap ~clap

[TF_simon pavey]

Mick, your new lady is all you told me she was now I have seen the picture .I presume it is the same lady you told me about at ridgeway?
Much better looking than andy’s new one, I have a levoplombo better looking than that, but possibly less effective……………

[TF_Dishyfish]

Mate I can see why when I phone you!! And your like I will be down the weekend, and you never do. Well she is a catch as sixth formers would say “naughty teacher” LOL!! Mate I gave up fishing for three years or so for a women!! Never thought I would get back into it. Now married to a great lady and have a little girl. I still get out but its now down to give and take. Seriously mate your women is worth give and take. See you on the bank soon ~clap ~clap but before that I hope you have many a good cruise ~naughty take care..

[TF_Fishman]

What do you do when you have to put football and golf in the equation?? Maybe i’m just selfish…

[Daddy BParticipant]

Mick, not sure how to break this to you, but looking at the picture your bird has no legs !

[TF_preston-mad]

you can mix the two fish by day and get the women to prepair your bait then you get time to spend an hour or so in the evening thats what i do ok i do my own bait so its done properly

[TF_herbie]

BOOKIE YOU OLD FOOL. youve posted a picture of your lady,s daughter. there,s no way the gorgeous young lady in the picture would wash your ancient back~naughty ~naughty ~naughty

[TF_feeder]

see mick i told you when that old scrote herbie found out he would not be complimentary.lol

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

@Daddy B wrote:

Mick, not sure how to break this to you, but looking at the picture your bird has no legs !

~clap ~clap ~clap David…Your right mate..Shes a mermaid,and one things for sure…I wont be throwing her back..lol. ~clap ~clap ~clap

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

@herbie wrote:

BOOKIE YOU OLD FOOL. youve posted a picture of your lady,s daughter. there,s no way the gorgeous young lady in the picture would wash your ancient back~naughty ~naughty ~naughty

~clap ~clap ~clap FRO you old bugger….Shes only 84…..The daughter is 63. Help me out here mate….I am f***ed bigtime….What do i do?…..Get some loving for a short time,or catch zilch for a long time..lol.~think ~think ~think

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

@feeder wrote:

see mick i told you when that old scrote herbie found out he would not be complimentary.lol

Yea yea yea….I know your right….But i do love him….Hes a real sweety at heart…lol.xx~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh

[TF_herbie]

BOOKIE a wise man once told me the secret to a happy life is twofold. during the summer, fish all day and in the winter make love, once she meets your fellow anglers she will drop you like a stone especialy didn dong lol

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

Herbie….I wouldnt take my lady anywhere near the riff raff,i class as mates,cause they are an utter shower.And as for Andy(ding dong)he has lost his ding and found a pong.Did you see the state of his new bird?…Gordon Bennet enough to turn you Elton John….lolxxxxx

[Phantom-Rasberry]

BOOKIE!!!! Where did you get the picture of my Mrs from?.

[TF_Cutnut]

I went to Specsavers and my fishing improved no end, got home and realised I’d caught an old Trout!!!~clap

[TF_herbie]

mick very wise to keep her away. hope all goes well for you mate and should things go pear shaped feeder and myself will look after her ~shh

[TF_Chris-turnerParticipant]

Don’t know how to break this to ya Mick !!!!!! But I think she’s married? Lol

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

@casper wrote:

Don’t know how to break this to ya Mick !!!!!! But I think she’s married? Lol

~clap ~clap ~clap Thats very observant of you Chris.Carol(the lady in question),thinks you should be a detective,or your other half noticed it..lol.
Yes she is wearing a ring on her wedding finger,but it is a “Friendship Ring”.~shh ~shh ~shh

[TF_feeder]

mick like my mate herbie says any probs and we can deal with the situation capiche.lol

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

@Phantom-Rasberry wrote:

BOOKIE!!!! Where did you get the picture of my Mrs from?.

~shh ~shh Sorry mate…..As i arrived the other night Brian Green was just leaving.She told me i was her “Mr lover lover” though,and said i was,and will always be the guvnor…lol.~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

@feeder wrote:

mick like my mate herbie says any probs and we can deal with the situation capiche.lol

Thanks Colin i will bear that in mind…Both of you are real pals..lol.~think ~think ~think ~think

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