yokels vs cockerneys

[TF_herbie]

date for your diary.

saturday june 12th.
ridgeway fishery,s, walters lake.
south cerney, cirencester, glos.

breakfast servred from 7.30 on.

6 hr match followed by a chicken and chips meal.

names will be taken sometime in march but feel free to book in now. captain cockerney bookie needs all the help he can get

~shh ~shh

[firstpegParticipant]

me ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap

[TF_piperpilot]

I’m a real Cockney know what I mean John. Now I’m off up the apples and pears for a jack dash Before giving me old china a bell on the trumpet,

[TF_piperpilot]

p.s Wouldn’t mind some of it myself,

[TF_proper tidal boy]

herbie no ringers only yokels put me down carrot cruncher lol

[andyb1Participant]

yes please herbie

[TF_ianswinny]

Yes Please Herbie

[TF_toplights]

Luvaduck,Yessssss please.Me old Carrot.

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

Herbie you old bugger.I forgot to ask you yesterday,how many Sections did you manage to get?
As we discussed,i think we would deffo get about 15-20 “Cockneys”,but we might have to put a line under the numbers.So let me know the max we both need.
And be prepaired to get your arse severely kicked.I am going to buy a TROPHY for the winning side,and if we keep it to our mates,and no superstars,i will donate Extra prize money for the winner overall…..BRING IT ON YOU COUNTRY YOKELS…..lol.

[TF_ubat]

oo arrrrr

[Andy GParticipant]

Ouchow son put me down to
I wanna fish this match and I’m gonna catch a few
Blimey don’t look now me float has dissapeared
I wanna bash a yokel cos they’re all flippin wierd

[dan cooperParticipant]

me and jason please ~clap ~clap

[Anonymous]

go on then moi san…dates depending

[TF_Slider]

Me and Nick will have some of that

Yokels will piss it !

Those jellied eel eating types wont know whats hit them !

[TF_Happy Dangler]

Herbie you’ve confirmed yourself in for the Duane Seckington Memorial on that day with Wheely on the club-site ~think

@herbie2765 wrote:

both chris haines and myself are comfirmed david and could you please add to your reserve list roland lucas , martin wright, dave ball and dan ball. thank you

Ron normally fishes it as well

[TF_proper tidal boy]

herbie you couldnt organise a piss up in a pub what chance you got at fishing

[TF_herbie]

i will speak to someone rick. sods law . brian behave yourself. mick ive got all the lake 70 pegs. make it a nice trophy mick ive got to dust it~clap

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

Herbie…….70 PEGS…..Blimey,this could end up a major event.But please lets keep it to our mates and from both sites.The superstars will be sniffing for the readies….I dont mind that normally,but we will be fishing for fun and the craic of lifting the trophy….BRING IT ON.~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap

[TF_herbie]

by superstars are you refering to dingdong or pikey. ~think ~think ~think mick there,s a lot of yokels wanting to fish. just got to get another date~sick cant let wheelie down he,d run me over

[TF_proper tidal boy]

herbie get us a tin of that cillet bang then i can clean them 50s up lol pie and mash with liquor instead of chicken for me

[TF_jamie_c74]

put another carrot cruncher down please~think

[TF_ubat]

Do not wish to miss Duanes

[TF_dingdong]

@herbie wrote:

by superstars are you refering to dingdong or pikey. ~think ~think ~think mick there,s a lot of yokels wanting to fish. just got to get another date~sick cant let wheelie down he,d run me over

~think ~think ~think ~think ~think
MMM,Herbie now if theres room under V.I.P section do put my name down ,
pikey is the the superstar,me am more of a
sam dingle style .lol

[TF_dingdong]

~hand ~hand ~hand ~hand ~hand ~hand
!!!!!!!!!!!STOP!!!!!!!!!
SORRY CANT DO NOW,WIFE JUST TOLD ME I MY SON BIRTHDAY PARTY MAYBE NEXT TIME

[FORDY 1Participant]

put me down ,if ur realy desparate i will fish.Is it any good?Someone might have to show me what to do.

[TF_proper tidal boy]

loads of bites some not fishing related

[TF_jamie_c74]

@FORDY 1 wrote:

put me down ,if ur realy desparate i will fish.Is it any good?Someone might have to show me what to do.

~think theres this guy I know who used to go up there a fair bit – he will put you right steve

[TF_justin case]

I was born within the sound of Bow Bells put me down

[daddymo2Participant]

jc you need putting down how are you mate long time no speak

[TF_MARKHLDAS]

~think Guess what I did today, booked a round of the world thingy for TFC on JUNE THE BLOODY 5th !!!!!!!!

I’ll see if I can change it !

[TF_herbie]

afffffffffffffffffffers dont bother i will change the date of this match cos me an ron are with wheelie

[TF_MARKHLDAS]

OK Yokel !

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

Herbie……There is alot of feed back down “sarf” mate,so let us know new date asap.When you are enquiring,would you please ask if there would be any chalets avaiable for that weekend.Some of us will be staying over to drink you yokels under the table after tanning your arses.Perhaps you could find out also how much the Hotel charges down the road….Come on chop-chop….Get your finger out….Cheers mate and TAKE CARE YOU OLD SOD….MTB.~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap

P.S…..Pikey and i emptied Willinghurst on Sunday…lol.

[TF_ianswinny]

http://www.cotswoldwaterparkhotel.co.uk/

[TF_ianswinny]

http://www.hoburne.com/cotswold_gallery.asp
This could be a cheaper option 2 minutes from the venue, caravans or lodges.

[TF_herbie]

JUNE 12TH bookie bring my money and that skinflint ptb. who the hell are gateshead he he

CHECK THE NEW DATE LADS applogies for cock up and change but wheelies match is something special to us hornby,s. ding dong no excuses bookie needs all the help he can get against the mighty yokels

[TF_proper tidal boy]

@proper tidal boy wrote:

herbie you couldnt organise a piss up in a pub what chance you got at fishing

well there you go herbie fact oh how did the MANCS GET ON AGAINST THE PENSIONERS SUNDAY ~clap ~clap

[TF_justin case]

@daddymo2 wrote:

jc you need putting down how are you mate long time no speak

Im good what about you ?

[TF_herbie]

@proper tidal boy wrote:

@proper tidal boy wrote:

herbie you couldnt organise a piss up in a pub what chance you got at fishing

well there you go herbie fact oh how did the MANCS GET ON AGAINST THE PENSIONERS SUNDAY ~clap ~clap

marathon not a sprint brian. whens the embarrasing replay against GATESHEAD~sick ~sick ~sick ~sick ~shh chelsea deserved a draw brian but hey o swings and roundabouts. weve been written off every year in november for the past 3 years. when will the SUCKERS learn??? fergie likes to toy with you losers.

[TF_proper tidal boy]

herbie your beginning to sound like them whinging scousers

[TF_herbie]

@proper tidal boy wrote:

herbie your beginning to sound like them whinging scousers

that insult will cost you dear one day~naughty ~naughty ~naughty ~naughty lol

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

ARSENALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL…..lol.

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

@ianswinny wrote:

http://www.cotswoldwaterparkhotel.co.uk/

Ian…..Thanks for the info mate…Looks okay.If you can,try and find out some prices for us Cockneys….We can have a great weekend then,and even fish again on the Sunday,if there are spaces on the Open….Thanks again,and i hope you and yours are all well…TAKE CARE..MTB.~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap

[TF_dingdong]

@herbie wrote:

JUNE 12TH bookie bring my money and that skinflint ptb. who the hell are gateshead he he

CHECK THE NEW DATE LADS applogies for cock up and change but wheelies match is something special to us hornby,s. ding dong no excuses bookie needs all the help he can get against the mighty yokels

AM in 12th june

[TF_herbie]

yes baby found it with help from wheels~clap ~clap ~clap

[TF_herbie]

new thread will be on here soon for this match seeing as cockernies have short memories and very long pockets. match is booked for saturday 12th june with a p!ss up planned for the night before and some totty for bookie~clap ~clap ~clap

[TF_feeder]

herbie you look after my mate mtb he is not the young whippersnapper he used to be now.lol

[TF_toplights]

Roll on innit.~clap ~clap ~clap

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

@feeder wrote:

herbie you look after my mate mtb he is not the young whippersnapper he used to be now.lol

Colin…Dont you worry about me mate….I will do my best or die trying…lol.~shh ~shh ~shh

[TF_herbie]

up

[TF_proper tidal boy]

just bring some money this time herbie booze and birds on you i believe???????

[TF_herbie]

i only promised bookie a night with some rich totty brian but knowing mick im sure he will share~clap

[TF_orexina]

Stick me down Herbie. You’ll need over 100lb to win. The carp are averaging 4 – 5lb now.

I come from London but have been in Swindon since 1971 so could be a Yockel or a cocknie!!!~clap

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

Fred…..Hows it fishing mate…And have they done the work on the lakes.What sections are doing best?….QUESTIONS QUESTIONS?..Sorry.You take care fella,and i will see you on the 12th of June.
Herbie…..Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees Micky.Going to tan your arses.And if you are serious about the totty,make sure they dont shave…..lol.

[TF_orexina]

Its fishing very hard at the moment due to the cold weather but this won’t be a problem in june. He hasn’t started the work yet also because of the weather. Will keep you posted.

[TF_ianswinny]

My mate told me yesterday that the work has been cancelled until next year. With have also booked 3 matches on sundays in the summer when the start times will be 12 and fish to 6 the thinking is it will fish better as the weather will be hotter.

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

Fred and Ian….Thanks lads.Keep us in the loop,and i will buy you a drink(water)on the 12th.Well infact thats not quite true,as Herbie will be buying the drinks after his mob get well and truly stuffed…………I can smell victory already..lol.

[TF_simon pavey]

Please pencil me in for this one…

[TF_herbie]

i will start a list when i get back from s/m. can someone please look in on the bookie whilst im away and make sure he,s eating properly

[TF_MICK THE BOOKIE]

@herbie wrote:

i will start a list when i get back from s/m. can someone please look in on the bookie whilst im away and make sure he,s eating properly

Shadrac(hehe)…..Dont you worry about me mate,i will be eating plenty of the sweet stuff.One thing for sure is it wont be no “humble pie”.
When are you making a fool of yourself at Stafford Moor?….Have a great time.Do your chalet sharers know your bedtime habits?…God help them.I have sent an email to the local chemist to warn them to get plenty of vaseline in stock….lol. ~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh

[firstpegParticipant]

I wouldn’t worry MTB the other 3 are just as gay as him in that lodge ~sick ~sick ~sick ~sick

[TF_herbie]

up so i can find it

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