Break the law

cry

Kill the t***s that banned it one by one until the people who took their jobs reversed the decision.

Simple, drink even more and stay out later on a friday and saturday night!

No seriously I have given this some though and I think I would take up Scuba Diving and probably try my hand at full scale breeding of Malawi Cichlids.

Build a masturbotorium~clap

Take up shooting~clap ~clap ~clap

go fishing

Personally I’d still go fishing. Clearly thieving corrupt scumbag MP’s don’t give a flying f**k about the law unless it’s suits them so why should I care about the so called law,

if “catching fish” was banned id carry on as normal

buy a gun and shoot all the cormorants revenge will be sweet ~clap

Carry on fishing, after all it didn’t stop fox hunting!

Shooting and photography, which I already do anyway.

I would sit at home thinking of stupid questions to keep asking on internet forums !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crochet.

that would indeed be the crowning turd in the water pipe.

i’d go and live somewhere where it was’nt banned.

Put the time saved by not fishing to good use………………………………………..keeping Ferne Cotton sexually satisfied.

If you got on Fern Cotton Chris, you’d pop her gastric band for sure!!

buy some bait and then go fishing, then come on here and tell the government to kiss where the sun don’t shine

learn polish then i could still fish and if i got caught i would just get away with it

@Cutnut wrote:

If you got on Fern Cotton Chris, you’d pop her gastric band for sure!!

LOL Pete,

That would be one she would remember then.

carpless 1 wrote

learn polish then i could still fish and if i got caught i would just get away with it

well said i think i would do the same.

i dont honestly know what i would do instead, the fern cotton idea sounds fun, how ever, i would visit holly willabooby instead. she can keep my waggler warm any time LMAO

CC

😀

Build a socialist eutopia.

since when did ferne cotton have a gastric band are you getting confused with ferne britton pmsl

@Anthonywaters wrote:

loydy1970 theres loads of ways to break the law what would you do sell stolen items or such ?

Go fishing

@Anthonywaters wrote:

If fishing ever got banned and you had to choose something else what would you do with your spare time ? Mines Golf i think i would take up golf.

theres no need too think of something else as fishing won’t ever get banned ,not while theres money too be made and thats not counting the jobs involved in angling and supporting industries .and any bill too ban angling would have too pass through the house of lords ,and they’re hardly going too give up their lucrative samlon and trout fishing revenue that keeps the coffers topped up on the old home estates.not too mention the enviomental impact no anglers = no enviomental agency and how would they police such a ban ? and the public would soon vote out any goverment that would subject them too hords of men roaming the streets aimlessly being a menace ,when at least when they was fishing they was tucked away out of sight out of mind bothering no one but those orible slimey fishes
or lined up on the towpaths like gnomes too be pitied as quaint eccentrics or riddicled as fools .

So ,theres no need too think of alternatives as fishing won’t ever be banned ,But if i was living a life in a parallel universe in the five dimention ,then i’d probably get into dynamic world of nails & screws collecting

Steve, that’s what they said about fox hunting!!!

I know a lot of hunts have carried on ~shh but it’s still illegal ~sick

@ken kaniff wrote:

since when did ferne cotton have a gastric band are you getting confused with ferne britton pmsl

most likely I did write it on a confuser.

As for what to do if fishing were to be banned…I think by that time I would be worm food and so I would be recycled.

If it were banned tomorrow I think I would go in for growing the longest carrot, then the full 16m might get used of my pole.

Carry on fishing.

@Johnny Mac wrote:

Steve, that’s what they said about fox hunting!!!

I know a lot of hunts have carried on ~shh but it’s still illegal ~sick

actually fox hunting wasn’t banned ! ,hunting with dogs was restricted too the dogs not killing the fox ! the dogs reduced too tracking the fox and a shootist is employed (the ban creating work) too cull the fox humanly by shooting it .so fox hunting is still legal so long as a man (servant) kills the fox rather than the hounds

nah ,fox hunting was in respect a minority sport ,and not as supported by the landed gentry as peopled believed it was (it wasn’t a big money erner for them) and the countryside wasn’t exactly over run with people fox hunting as most estates didn’t allow it or limited it too specific area’s or days and mostly carried out on farm lands .

it was always onto a loser as a fox is seen by the general public as a huggly cuddly cute little harmless creature that was being ripped too pieces by a pack of blood thirsty hounds .after being chased off its legs by a bunch of elitist hoo harr heny’s and jumpted up Sycophants.they didn’t do their own cause much good by upholding this steriotype.

and fox hunting didn’t really make enough money too be safe .and didn’t have the suporting industries too back it up ,but it did show how hard it is too police such a ban

people given the chance would que up too make a fuss & cuddle a fox ,but only a angler would cuddle and kiss a fish !

but too be fare too all the worryworts ,if angling was somehow banned i’d still fish ,its what i do and after all who would stop me !

I think i would become a Porn star.I have a good pole and the ladies seem to think i am quite good at it….Bit like my fishing skills i suppose….lol.DREAM ON MUG.