1:BBC

2:Liberal media

3:CJ off of eggheads

4:Kay Burley

5:The honey monster

1. Thick s*it moronic yank programs
2. So called game shows
3. Soap operas
4. Idiotic reality??? programs
5. Plastic poser dancing bull*hit,

Robson Green – Extreme fishing

He did Wire in the Blood though which was actually quite good.

1. Kerry Katona…Who cares?

2. Jordan…Who cares?

3. X-Factor…No explanation needed.

4. Food orientated programmes inc. Nigella…frees up loads of airtime ready for all the crap xmas repeats

5. Dickinsons real deal…though you have to laugh as they smile through gritted teeth when their treasures end up being worth £25!

Also football on Channel 5 Dave Woods and Graham Taylor get on my tits. Pat Nevins, Stan Collymore and John Barnes are the worst pundits ever.

Adrian Chiles gets on my nerves as well presenting programmes.

Possible reasons for watching these shows….

@Team Rattler wrote:

1. Kerry Katona…(you would, lets be honest)

2. Jordan…(you would, but feel a little bit disgusted and wash your co*k afterwards, making sure not to tell any of your mates)

3. X-Factor…(Cheryl Cole you would, if you say no you must be gay)

4. Food orientated programmes inc. Nigella…(Nigella, you would just for those puppies)

5. Dickinsons real deal…though you have to laugh as they smile through gritted teeth when their treasures end up being worth £25! (Errr,,, no)

1. Soaps

2. Reality

3. (absence of) talent

4. House moving and renovation

5. Angling related – toe-curlingly the worst of the lot.

1, Live Football

2, Football repeats

3, Football from other countries

4, Andy Gray

5, All the other “football experts”

6, Talking about football

@Gillbo wrote:

Possible reasons for watching these shows….

@Team Rattler wrote:

1. Kerry Katona…(you would, lets be honest) – NO I WOULDN’T, SHE’S A NUTTER

2. Jordan…(you would, but feel a little bit disgusted and wash your co*k afterwards, making sure not to tell any of your mates) – NO I WOULDN’T. I’D RATHER STICK SENSITIVE PARTS OF MY BODY IN A BLENDER.

3. X-Factor…(Cheryl Cole you would, if you say no you must be gay) – YES I WOULD, BUT IT WOULDN’T MAKE ME WATCH X-FACTOR

4. Food orientated programmes inc. Nigella…(Nigella, you would just for those puppies) – I WOULD WITH NIGELLA BUT ONLY IF SHE OFFER TO COOK BREAKFAST.

5. Dickinsons real deal…though you have to laugh as they smile through gritted teeth when their treasures end up being worth £25! (Errr,,, no)

1 perfume adverts, how are they telling people it smells good?

2 make up adverts, obviously use models that do not use the product.

3 Bruce Forsyth, time he went

4 phone in votes, Ann Widdi? WTF?

5 tedious progs with so-called celebs

Totally agree with Caster Rob’s 1-4: spot on!

Ubat is also right with Brucie

all diy programs.
all cook this/that programs except rick stien
now its gone but will be back–big brother.
x (fixed) factor.
i want a property and ive a million/trillion and i’m a yuppy and conciderably richer than yow programs.
get me out of here, wanabee/hasbeens programs.(but leave the 2 gay geordies pant and dick there)

GOK WAN!

Can you imagine walking into the bosses of channel 4 and saying…….

‘I’ve got any idea for a program. We’ll get loads of women (Mainly fat tarts!) to come in and we’ll get them to strip naked. Then I’m gonna poke and prod them and dress them in some tacky undies until they feel confident and sexy in the nude!’

I’d be escorted off the premesis and added to the register….. but because old Gok is a wrong’un he’s alright!~think

Gok Wans Woks Gan….

bent as a butchers hook, hence women of all shapes and sizes feel ok being round him..

Jeremy Kyle needs a kick in the nether regions for bringing the scum of humanity to our eyes….

Soaps want washing down the plughole, if that’s real life, I want to die now.

X-Feckter… if they want to show modern techniques of torture for terorist suspects, show it on al kashir, and put the fear of god up ’em….

Strictly come dancing?… I aint seen no come dancing, have you?… just a bunch of out of work actors and politicians, together with some dolly birds who can shake a leg a bit and men who looke more feminine than Ms Widdicome…

What Hillbilly said ~clap ~clap ~clap

Graham Norton
Alan Carr
Wossy
Paul Ogrady
99% of the rubbish thats currently on.

Thank goodness for Attenborough and natural history its about all I ever watch now.
I am not anti gay as I can watch Steven Fry, it must just be something about squeeky high pitched voices that is a big turn off for me, together with seeing grown men act like 8 year olds.

I should have added Simon Cowell, never before in the field of media has someone gained so much with so little talent. He does however seem to have an abundance of talent for making money out of nothing.