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    • 14/07/2011 at 6:29 pm #47833

      TF_Cutnut

        Imagine you’re on your box on the box on Saturday and you become desperate for a jimmy riddle. What do you do?

        You can’t stand up and go up the bank. 😮
        You don’t have a portaloo at your peg. 🙁
        You might consider tieing a half blood knot. 😮
        You could pee down a pole section. :rolleyes:
        You might have cunningly converted your seatbox to a thunder box. 😉
        You could’ve invested in a she wee and bottle. 😀

        What would be your solution bar bursting your bladder?

      • 14/07/2011 at 6:35 pm #145453

        TF_jwb

          I recon I would p*ss myself and hope I won and went for the dive in afterwards 😡

        • 14/07/2011 at 7:59 pm #145477

          TF_NathanWatson

            At Hayfield, I did it in my pants, 1st year at Cudmore you could kneel in front of the reeds and go, last year they cut them down so I had to leave my peg 3 times! Could have cost me the match! It’s a big problem for me as I have a very week bladder (whether I’ve been drinking alcahol or not!), might have to go back to doing it in my pants again if I’m catching Saturday! 😮

          • 14/07/2011 at 8:39 pm #145478

            TF_Leaky Lloyd

              solution, !!!
              length of old hoover pipe, strapped to the inside of your leg under yer trousers and rap a bit of ptfe tape round the big lad and he’ll sit inside the top of there both comfortably and water tight till your ready to play a fountain !!!!!

            • 14/07/2011 at 8:47 pm #145480

              TF_scarf

                Tena’s what you want Nathan. You can get a free sample here.
                http://www.tena.co.uk/men/products/free-sample/?reaction_code=TENAforMen&intcmp=men:Try+TENA+Men

                Beats stinking of p*ss.

              • 14/07/2011 at 11:27 pm #145474

                TF_Chavender
                Participant

                  its wizz/wee bags you need ,& a towel to cover your dignity with ,then you have a pre arranged signal ,so the camera’s don’t film you (get your assistant to wave a little flag)

                  http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/3-x-UNISEX-WEE-PEE-BAG-TOILETS-Great-camping-/290579378263?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item43a7e17057

                • 14/07/2011 at 11:28 pm #145475

                  TF_Serious Sam

                    Can’t you just have an old drinks bottle and shove it down the front of your bib and go in that – that’s gotta be better than pissing your pants ?

                    Surely they could provide a portaloo out of camera sight to use, they can’t really want you to have to take a piss in front of hundreds of people 😮

                  • 15/07/2011 at 8:07 am #145461

                    TF_Cutnut

                      Just imagine that Sam, the camera pans back to scan the lake or zooms in for a catch report and the old thunder box sounds out with a propper ripper 😮

                      If caught with it out, I’m sure Keith or Tommy’s remarks would be along the lines of feeding squatts, or that looks like a pinkie…..

                    • 15/07/2011 at 1:39 pm #145493

                      TF_maker

                        Apart from pant pissing, I think Nathan should get a t shirt printed up for the match with the words, I love Keith Arthur on the front and Keith Arthur loves me on the back, now that would get a response in the studio, go on Nathan give us a giggle.

                      • 15/07/2011 at 2:19 pm #145494

                        TF_stevie b

                          Bit of a long shot here but it would be good to see Nathan with a BNF is my friend T-Shirt

                          😉 :p 😮

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