ahem, start of this fred felt a bit like a blatant ad for ‘the other site’ ie.
‘your cod is bigger than my cod what do you use for bait?’
‘yes mine is bigger, thats because I am not using old fashioned baits like you, fresh peeler and lugworm are a bit old hat’
‘What are you using then’
‘I am glad you asked, I am using a cocktail of Gulp, Ultrasheite, amd lazy lob, it works a treat’
‘Wow I’m glad I asked, progressive baits in the future for me, but not blueys cos they really suck’……….
(get the idea)