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    • #43378

      TF_MICK THE BOOKIE

        Two brothers,one 7 and the tother four were talking in their bedroom.The oldest boy says to his younger sibling…”Listen bro i think its about time that we started swearing.When we go downstairs for breakfast i`ll swear first,then you…okay?”
        “Alright”says the 4 year old.and down the stairs they go.
        When they get to the kitchen their mother asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.”I`ll have Coco Pops Bitch”……Wallop…his mother slaps him around the head and he flew out of his chair and fled off crying his eyes out.
        Mum looked at the 4 year old and said sternly “And what do you want?”
        “Dunno…But it wont be the f***ing Coco Pops”~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh

      • #124243

        TF_Decaff

          Mick,if only you knew!!!!! lol

        • #124248

          WATBLADE

            Male Date-Drug

            Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

            Many females use a date-drug on the market called ‘Beer’ .

            The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

            Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

            A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

            Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

            After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that ‘something bad’ occurred.

            At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings, in a familiar scam known as ‘a relationship’.. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as ‘marriage’.
            Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

            Please forward this warning to every male you know.

            If you fall victim to this ‘Beer’ scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

            For the support group nearest you, just look up ‘Carp Lakes’ in the Angling Magazines.
            _________________
            ~clap ~clap

          • #124298

            tunnel topper

              it has been said before but remember that,
              “a dog is for life not just a christmas party”

            • #124339

              TF_toplights

                Mick,it happened to me.Oh Nooooooo

              • #124341

                TF_MICK THE BOOKIE

                  @toplights wrote:

                  Mick,it happened to me.Oh Nooooooo

                  ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap Oh no Malcome…Now you know how it feels mate.Where did you catapult them….PMSL……

                  OH NO.~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh ~shh ~naughty ~naughty ~naughty ~naughty ~naughty

                • #124359

                  TF_toplights

                    No trees around Mick,windows open,car in turbo mode,nearly made it,Oh Nooooo,in the machine super hot wash.Bottle of red wine a couple of days before was the culprit i recon.
                    Must repeat the experiment ASAP but stay home.~clap ~clap ~clap

                  • #124364

                    TF_simon pavey

                      it has been said before but remember that ..
                      a dog is not just for christmas ,
                      it’s quite nice cold on boxing day with pickle and chips…~sick

                    • #124402

                      TF_MICK THE BOOKIE

                        @simon pavey wrote:

                        it has been said before but remember that ..
                        a dog is not just for christmas ,
                        it’s quite nice cold on boxing day with pickle and chips…~sick

                        Simon…How very dare you…pmsl…lol.~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap

                      • #124408

                        TF_toplights
                        • #124501

                          TF_MICK THE BOOKIE

                            @toplights wrote:

                            Mick,bit off subject,have a look at this majical.
                            http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=455791649960&oid=148388815181549&comments

                            Brilliant Video Malcome.Reminded me of Don Garnish covered in “Coshida” cat meat at Willy on a hot summers evening…lol.~think ~think ~think

                          • #124512

                            TF_toplights

                              You and me both wish.~clap ~clap ~clap ~clap.
                              Or this Perhaps,must be good to be so well liked eh?

                            • #124565

                              tunnel topper

                                simon, i was not aware that you was a cannibal.

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