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    • 07/02/2011 at 11:55 am #44547

      TF_Dishyfish

        Boy comes home from school and says mum and dad I’ve got a part in a school play. Mum says that’s great what is your part. Boy replies I play a man who has been married for 25 years. Dad says don’t worry son maybe you’ll get a talking role next time.

      • 07/02/2011 at 12:35 pm #131252

        TF_howsmicha

          A couple win the european lottery 57m i think it was and after a feww weeks the wife said to husband whos allways been a ” careful” with the pennies,im getting a bit fed-up what do you think we should do about all these begging letters? to which he replied its allright love still keep sending them.

        • 07/02/2011 at 2:46 pm #131260

          andy jones
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            According to Tetley the best way to make the perfect cup of tea is to agitate the bag.
            So every morning I smack the wife’s arse and say “two sugars please tubby!â€

          • 07/02/2011 at 4:16 pm #131268

            TF_Staff Bull

              Jamie Carragher got arrested yesterday after the liverpool chelsea match and when questioned by police he said he didn’t realise he had £50 million in his back pocket.

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