Quotations….

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- 30/12/2011 at 9:02 am #49896
  TF_geepster
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  Right, the time has come as we move into a new year and all it brings for us anglers to get more high brow. I know this will probably descend into something moronic, but I will at least try and kick things off on the right foot…
  
  “The only thing we learn from history, is that we learn nothing from history.”
  Hegel, Friedrich
- 30/12/2011 at 9:08 am #153048
  TF_Swimfeeder
  Here’s my current favourite, I find myself using it a lot!
  
  ” The more I see of people………… the more I like my dog.”
- 30/12/2011 at 9:24 am #153050
  TF_Johnny Mac
  If a man speaks in a forest and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?
- 30/12/2011 at 1:36 pm #153065
  TF_Gary
  “If our critics are wrong, if we are right as I believe with every fibre of instinct and conviction I have that we are, and we do not act, then we will have hesitated in the face of this menace when we should have given leadership; that is something history will not forgive.”
- 30/12/2011 at 2:21 pm #153067
  TF_Snaggyswims1
  I frequently get asked at the weekend” Are you out on the beer tonight” to which i reply with my favourite quotation
  
  “Does a bear shit in the woods”
- 30/12/2011 at 2:30 pm #153068
  TF_Anthonywaters
  Participant
  Which famous match angler quoted ” I f I wanted to fish with something that tasted like a strawberry, then id fish with a strawberry “
- 30/12/2011 at 2:39 pm #153069
  TF_dirkdiggler
  If my Auntie had a dick she’d be my Uncle.
- 30/12/2011 at 4:06 pm #153074
  TF_shep2
  @Anthonywaters wrote:
  
  Which famous match angler quoted ” I f I wanted to fish with something that tasted like a strawberry, then id fish with a strawberry “
  
  none ant if it was the famous angler who said “if i wanted to fish with something RED id use a strawberry” then it was sir thomas of doncaster my no 1 quotation seems to be “f*** my old boots ive just missed another” 😮
- 30/12/2011 at 5:10 pm #153079
  TF_Stewart
  Love this one
  
  You gotta love livin’, baby, ’cause dyin’ is a pain in the ass.
  Frank Sinatra
- 30/12/2011 at 5:28 pm #153081
  Anonymous
  IF I’D HAD ANOTHER HOUR I’D HAVE WON THAT….what a losers saying!!!!!! 😡
  
  or
  
  I WISH THAT I COULD DRAW LIKE YOU another losers saying!
  
  or
  
  (depths of winter when the fish are tight shoaled) IF I’D HAVE BEEN ON YOUR PEG I’D STILL HAVE WON THE MATCH what a idiotic saying
  
  thanks everyone and happy new year hope all your ambitions come good in 2012
- 30/12/2011 at 6:00 pm #151760
  TF_waveydavey21
  ‘Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it’ David Ervine PUP Leader
  
  quoted during peace negotiations to end the ‘Troubles’ in Northern Ireland.
- 30/12/2011 at 6:28 pm #153084
  Anonymous
  when someone draws a flier its “same old faces”.when the winner is announced its “every blind squirrel finds an acorn”.still amusing after all these years. 😀 😀 😀 😀
- 30/12/2011 at 7:12 pm #153092
  TF_toplights
  Learn from yesterday,Live for today,Hope for tomorrow. 😉
  Anon.
- 30/12/2011 at 7:13 pm #153093
  TF_Smed
  Be systematically heroic in little unnecessary points, do every day or two something for no other reason than its difficulty, so that, when the hour of need draws nigh, it may find you not unnerved or untrained to stand the test.
  
  Daniel Akst
- 30/12/2011 at 8:21 pm #153095
  TF_the wizard
  A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
  Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
  
  A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.
  Nelson Mandela
  
  A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
  Herb Caen
  
  A mistake is simply another way of doing things.
  Katharine Graham
  
  A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom.
  Robert Frost
  
  A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.
  Francis Bacon
  
  A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.
  Moliere
  
  As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
  Ben Hogan
  
  If you’re trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I’ve had them; everybody has had them. But obstacles don’t have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don’t turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
  Michael Jordan
  
  🙂
- 30/12/2011 at 8:26 pm #153097
  TF_the wizard
  I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
  Oscar Wilde
  
  😀
- 30/12/2011 at 8:35 pm #153099
  TF_the wizard
  my favourite
  
  Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- 30/12/2011 at 8:36 pm #153100
  TF_the wizard
  Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
  Sharon Stone
- 30/12/2011 at 8:37 pm #153101
  TF_badger
  Participant
  Its better to be half way up a ladder looking up than at the top looking down!
  
  David Brent (The Office) A truely great British philosopher.
- 30/12/2011 at 11:26 pm #153110
  TF_baitchef
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  Be carefull who you f*ck on the way up, because you never know who you will need on the way down……Ozzy Osbourne.
  
  Cupa tea and a slice a cake……worzel gummage.
- 31/12/2011 at 3:04 am #153112
  TF_maker
  It’s hard to be humble…….when you’re as good looking as me.
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