Wise Words for the Weekend

[Professor]

“Yes, in general, I think there is too much football on TV.”

Sepp Blatter

[TF_Fred Davis]

maybe if you did something useful with your time you wouldn’t take so m uch notice of whats on the box

erhmmmmmmmm may I suggest recycling your rubbish may get you away from the TV and get you doing something responsable that benefits your local council/ community?

[TF_blissParticipant]

Professor,

Is it true Sepp’s wife is called Fanny?

If anyone knows you will…

[TF_piperpilot]

Na it’s Herman,

[Professor]

I have known quite a few Fanny’s in my time, but unfortunately Mr Blatter’s wife is not one of them.

Her name is Graziella.

[TF_caster robParticipant]

Fred Davis wrote:

maybe if you did something useful with your time you wouldn’t take so m uch notice of whats on the box

erhmmmmmmmm may I suggest recycling your rubbish may get you away from the TV and get you doing something responsable that benefits your local council/ community?[/quote]

Why on earth would anyone want to do that?

[TF_Chum MixerParticipant]

“Wise words for the weekend”

~think ~think ~think ~think ~think

Don’t…….eat…..yellow…….snow……~naughty

[TF_herbie]

you have been missed prof. welcome back~clap ~clap ~clap

[TF_scarf]

If it wasn’t so cold I’d take my hat off to you Professor.

You might have bought your qualification from a tacky Californian college but you should be offered the Total Fishing Chair in Mischievous Windups.

[TF_Hillbilly]

Great to see the Prof back again, we just need the White Acres Chef, the Pipkin family and Bob Dudd to return now.

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